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The greatest TV or Movie lines or Quotes of all time?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by carl-1968, Apr 11, 2013.

  1. carl-1968

    carl-1968 A4 sold, lots of bits available, ask for details

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    Was having a natter at work about this and a few sugestions were put forward so I thought I'd ask what do you all think the best one liners have been?
    One of my favourites is

    "There can be only one"
    from highlander

    and the floor is open....
     
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    "I eat breakfast 300 yards from 4000 Cubans, who are trained to kill me, so don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash your badge and make me nervous."

    A Few Good Men. Spoken by the most talented of actors, Mr Jack Nicholson.
     
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    we're going to need a bigger boat.
     
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    ''Say 'what' again, i dare you, i double dare you Motherf**ker. Say 'what' one more goddamn time!''
     
  6. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    You cock juggling thunder ****!!

    Blade Trinity.
     
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    Maverick's supersonic. I'II be there in 30 seconds.
     
  8. carl-1968

    carl-1968 A4 sold, lots of bits available, ask for details

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    Do you expect me to talk?.
    No Mr Bond, I expect you to die

    Goldfinger
     
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    "He's not the Messiah; he's a very naughty boy".

    Life of Brian

    and

    "What the **** is so funny about me?!"

    Goodfellas
     
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    "hey man, I got five kids to feed"

    Benny from total recall

    And "hey Benny.....screw youuuuu"

    Arnie :)
     
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    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    'my names dale but you can call me dragon'
    'you can call me night hawk'
     
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    'Youre so big, will it choke me?' Home Movie
     
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    Anything from Anchorman.
     
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    "A white girl with a black girls a$$!" - Terry Crews, White Chicks
     
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    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    "I know a little German. Has sat over there"
     
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    Ghost Booooooo!

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    "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee" Jules Winndield

    Jules Winndield (Samuel L Jackson) - Pulp Fiction
     
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    Anything really from Blazing Saddles
     
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    We can't stop here, it's bat country
     
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  20. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    That's cheating.


    "What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men."
     
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    I could do this all day...
     
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    Yeah but theres so many and many could be racist in some peoples eyes lol.
     
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    " Use the Force Luke " Star Wars.

    " First you get the money, then you get the power " Tony Montana. Scarface.

    " Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight " Jack Nicholsen. The original Joker.

    " Respect my Authori-tah!!! " Cartman. South Park

    " I only meant to pet 'em George " Lenny. Of Mice & Men.
     
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    Col. Jessep: *You can't handle the truth!*
    [pauses]
    Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.


    ...from A Few Good Men. Jack Nicholson is supposed to have done this on the first take.
     
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    Go ahead punk make my day.

    Dirty Harry

    Too many negative waves.

    Kellys Heroes
     
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    Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
    Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, 5'9", sir.
    Sgt. Hartman: Five-foot-9. I didn't know they stacked **** that high


     
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    Ghost Booooooo!

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    Awesome film ScottB5, i like this quote.. "i'm Shakin It Boss!"

     
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    "Yippee Kay Yay Mother F**ker!"

    Die Hard
     
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    I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Toto.
     
  35. ScottD3

    ScottD3 I want your faulty electronics
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    I can't get the link at the moment but if anyone wants to, woohoo.

    "Do you know what nemesis mean?"
     
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    Wubble

     
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    i linked to that earlier but it was just before the server went down
     
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    "thats not a knife....................Thats a Knife"

     
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    Spooky! Hello cheeky, a quiet word if I may.

    Number one, you've broken rule 1! How careless!

    Then by such carelessness you've broken rule 2!

    Now I need you to take this message on board:
    [​IMG]

    Let me remind you of rules 3-8 lest you break any more:

    3rd RULE: If someone says "diesel" trades for a BMW M135i or their brakes squeal the meet is over.
    4th RULE: Only RS3's to a meet.
    5th RULE: One meet at a time, unless it's girls in which case 3's are most certainly allowed.
    6th RULE: No diesels, no S3's.
    7th RULE: RS3 meets will go on as long as there is V-Power in the tank.
    8th RULE: If this is your first night at RS3 Club, you HAVE to drive and/or insult a replica.
     
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    Arnie in Expendables II >>> "My shoe is bigger than this car"
     

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