A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two bin bags behind her. One of the bags was torn and every now and again a £20 note fell out onto the pavement. Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, there are £20 notes falling out of your bag." "Oh, dear!" said the little old lady. "I ' d better go back and see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer." Well, now, not so fast," said the policeman. Where did you get all that money? You didn ' t steal it, did you?" "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is right next to a Golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a knot hole in my fence, right into my flower beds. It used to really make me mad. It kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ' why not make the best of it? So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole with my hedge clippers. Every time someone sticks his thing through my fence, I surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ' O.K., give me £20, or off it comes. ' "Well, that seems only fair," said the policeman, laughing. "OK. Good luck then"! Oh, by the way, what ' s in the other bag?" "Not everybody pays."