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THE GOLF FENCE

miw615 Jun 17, 2013

  1. miw615

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    A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two bin
    bags behind her. One of the bags was torn and every now and again a £20
    note fell out onto the pavement.

    Noticing this, a policeman stopped her, and said, there are £20
    notes falling out of your bag."

    "Oh, dear!" said the little old lady. "I ' d better go back and
    see if I can find them.. Thanks for telling me officer."

    Well, now, not so fast," said the policeman. Where did you get
    all that money? You didn ' t steal it, did you?"

    "Oh, no, no", said the old lady. "You see, my back garden is
    right next to a Golf course. A lot of golfers come and pee through a
    knot hole in my fence, right into my flower beds. It used to really
    make me mad. It kills the flowers, you know. Then I thought, ' why not
    make the best of it?

    So now I stand behind the fence by the knot hole with my hedge
    clippers. Every time someone sticks his thing through my fence, I
    surprise him, grab hold of it and say, ' O.K., give me £20, or off it
    comes. '

    "Well, that seems only fair," said the policeman, laughing. "OK.
    Good luck then"!

    Oh, by the way, what ' s in the other bag?"

    "Not everybody pays."
     

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