1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

The French are **** at war FACT

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by silver75, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. silver75
    Offline

    silver75 Big Ron

    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2005
    Messages:
    3,265
    Likes Received:
    1
  2. Ads

    Ads

    [Sep 16, 2014]

  3. smitch
    Offline

    smitch Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2006
    Messages:
    1,588
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Dec 21, 2006]
    Link doesn't work. :think:
    #2
  4. filipharvey
    Offline

    filipharvey Amusing Tagline

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2006
    Messages:
    519
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Dec 21, 2006]
    Works for me! Typical french!
    #3
  5. smitch
    Offline

    smitch Active Member

    Joined:
    Sep 15, 2006
    Messages:
    1,588
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Dec 21, 2006]
    It just worked!

    What a bunch of mugs, you'd think the fella with the camera would've done a bit of a recce and realised.
    #4
  6. tonedef
    Offline

    tonedef Member

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2006
    Messages:
    151
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Dec 21, 2006]
    What's to say that he didn't, maybe he knew exactly where to stand with the camera???
    #5
  7. Caesium
    Offline

    Caesium My BM is fixed!

    Joined:
    May 26, 2004
    Messages:
    4,879
    Likes Received:
    4
    [Dec 21, 2006]
    If you ever watch discovery you'll know that the french have some tanks, and the remarkable thing about their tanks is not that they are the smartest, or the most powerful, or most heavily armoured, its that they are the fastest. This is so the frenchman can run away with the greatest haste, run away from the danger and let everyone else fight the battle, the British for example. In WW2 france was overcome very quickly, within the first year of battle.

    Do a google search for "french military victories" and click i'm feeling lucky
    #6
  8. giblets46
    Offline

    giblets46 Member

    Joined:
    Nov 20, 2006
    Messages:
    156
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Jan 1, 2007]
    Can I just step in here as a bit of a geek! Sadly they are british troops ( though it is a deliberate joke on them), as they have british helmets, and are using the SA80...

    Though interestingly, ever noticed that the best unit in the french army bans french people from it?
    #7
  9. Geordie Mike
    Offline

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2005
    Messages:
    520
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Jan 3, 2007]
    How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

    No one knows, it's never happened...
    #8
  10. SteveS
    Offline

    SteveS S6 avant

    Joined:
    Oct 26, 2006
    Messages:
    691
    Likes Received:
    0
    [Jan 3, 2007]
    and how many frenchmen would it take to make a car that was'nt cheap and plasticy?
    no one knows, it's never happened either!
    #9
  11. OutLore
    Offline

    OutLore VOIP Dude

    Joined:
    Oct 29, 2003
    Messages:
    1,206
    Likes Received:
    1
    [Jan 3, 2007]
    That's because, contrary to popular belief, the french can't cook.
    #10
  12. TDI-line
    Offline

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore

    Joined:
    Oct 14, 2004
    Messages:
    9,055
    Likes Received:
    37
    [Jan 4, 2007]
    Very good.
    #11

Share This Page