A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. "Nithe eyth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. "Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. "Nithe eerth," he says "now...can I see her twot?" With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that? ... Can I thee her wun awound?"