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The Dwarf......

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by hop2407, Aug 29, 2006.

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    A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.

    "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.

    "What sort of horse?" said the owner.

    "A female horth" the dwarf replies.

    So the owner shows him a mare.
    "Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?"

    So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.

    "Nithe eyth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"

    Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.
    "Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.

    By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
    "Nithe eerth," he says "now...can I see her twot?"

    With this the owner picks the dwarf up and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down.

    The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze that? ...
    Can I thee her wun awound?"






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    Very good Hop.
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