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THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU MARRY AN ENGLISH GIRL

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    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    The first man married a woman from Cyprus He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
    but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

    The second man married a woman from Italy. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
    The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
    were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man married a girl from ENGLAND. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
    washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
    but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough
    that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees.
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    haa haaaa serves him right! Get a puppy next time lol
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    So do puppies clean ?
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    only the spilt food you've dropped lol! but they also dont answer back and mostly do as they are told (unless its Leas lol)

    Does your wife do it all too! lol
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    No I do my fairshare and even know how to put washing out on the line....but it keeps on falling off :uhm:
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    haa haa so shes trained you then, just need smoothing off round the edges eh! Stage 2.....how to peg out on the line!!! properly.....

    Dishwasher next...

    im impressed, think its good you share.
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    haa haa you numpty! you need lessons!!!!
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    Are you a teacher ?
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    haa haa now thats a question!!!!!! been known to be lol....taught him loads lol (cough!)
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    hes good at washing up then Sarah? haha!
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    that too!
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    pmsl, I do the lot anyway. Mind you, thinking about it I did when I wasn't single. lol
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    haaa well trained! love it! No shame in that, all good!
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