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The Clever Blonde

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by karl7900, Jul 12, 2008.

  1. karl7900

    karl7900 Active Member

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    Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,looking up.

    A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

    Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the ****'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ****'n ladder.'

    The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

    She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.

    Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the ****'n height and she gives us the ****'n length.'
     
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  3. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)
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    Classic!!!
     
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