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The Clever Blonde

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    [Jul 12, 2008]
    Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,looking up.

    A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing.

    Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the fook'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a fook'n ladder.'

    The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down.

    She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off.

    Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the fook'n height and she gives us the fook'n length.'
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