Two Irishmen were standing at the base of a flagpole,looking up. A blonde walks by and asked them what they were doing. Paddy replied, 'We're supposed to be finding the ****'n height of this flagpole, but we don't have a ****'n ladder.' The blonde took out an adjustable spanner from her bag, loosened a few bolts and laid the flagpole down. She got a tape measure out of her pocket, took a few measurements, and announced that it was 18 feet 6 inches. Then, she walked off. Mick said to Paddy, 'Isn't that just like a blonde! We need the ****'n height and she gives us the ****'n length.'