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The Bacon Tree

mickey_a6 Oct 5, 2005

  1. mickey_a6

    mickey_a6 Member

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    Sorry - couldn't resist it. It's such a groaner........

    -THE BACON TREE

    Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to death.

    They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when all of a sudden...

    "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I is sure of eet".

    "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee".

    So, with renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune,and there, in the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.

    There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can imagine!!

    "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree".

    "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the desert, don'forget".

    "Pepe, when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".

    And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up, and Luis is cut down is his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

    "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"

    "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"



    "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....



    “Ees”




    "Ees, a Ham Bush"
     
  2. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    FFS....... *Groan*
     
  3. mickey_a6

    mickey_a6 Member

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    I did warn you...............
     
  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Well made me laugh. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
     
  5. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif not bad .....not great either! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bang.gif
     
  6. S3K

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    After a few beers its funny /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
     
  7. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator TFSI Owners Group Team V6 Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

    Well made me laugh. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Made me laugh too....in 1976!
     

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