1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Tea Break

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by ruffrida, Sep 6, 2012.

  1. ruffrida
    Offline

    ruffrida Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Feb 20, 2012
    Messages:
    1,566
    Likes Received:
    212
    [Sep 6, 2012]
    A bloke gets pulled over on monday by the police;
    Copper asks " driving licence please "
    Copper - " Is this your real name?"
    Driver - "yes"
    Copper - "w**k Break?"
    Driver - "yes"
    Copper - "Where do you work"
    Driver - "small balls big balls in Bolton"

    On hearing this the copper gives him a ticket and lets him go

    On the Tuesday the bloke gets pulled over again, different copper this time, but the same thing;
    Copper - " Is this your real name?"
    Driver - "yes"
    Copper - "w**k Break?"
    Driver - "yes"
    Copper - "Where do you work"
    Driver - "small balls, big balls in bolton"

    Once he issues the ticket the copper heads to a service station where he meets the copper from monday and tells him all about the bloke he has just pulled over.
    On hearing this the first cop thinks its a good idea to call the drivers work;

    Company - "Small balls, big balls, Bolton?"
    Copper - " Have you got a **** break there?"
    Company - "A w**k break? We aint even got time for tea break"
    #1
    AudiNutta likes this.
  2. Ads

    Ads

    [Sep 16, 2014]

Share This Page