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Swine Flu

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by wibble111, Apr 28, 2009.

  1. wibble111
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    wibble111 needs to scratch the itch

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    [Apr 28, 2009]
    Think i may have swine flu.......



    ......I keep coming out in rashers.









    I'll get my coat
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  3. Caesium
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [Apr 28, 2009]
    lol
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    I'm worried.... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.
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    [Apr 29, 2009]
    I've been trying to ring the swine flu help line.




























    but all I keep getting is crackling!!!!!
    regards
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    You're telling porkies aren't you?!
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    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Finally a legal excuse to kill Miss Piggy
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    [Apr 29, 2009]
    lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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    [Apr 30, 2009]
    Thats fooking brilliant!!!
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    This is all being blown out of proportion!!!
    According to the latest news, the only way you can contract swine flu is if you've recently been in close contact to an infected pig!!!



    Jack Tweed must be shitting himself!!!!!!:tapedshut:
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    He just needs to apply some oinkment to the affected area.
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    [May 1, 2009]
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    [May 1, 2009]
    :laugh:
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    [May 1, 2009]
    I think I have caught swine flu from a carpet fitter who was on the same train as me this morning.

    I should have realised he was Mexican when he shouted "Underlay, underlay!"
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    [May 1, 2009]
    Great, that'll be a half a cup of water on my work monitor.
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    [May 2, 2009]
    Bad news is that Swine flu can be fatel. Good news is it's spread to Liverpool.
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