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  1. wibble111

    wibble111 needs to scratch the itch

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    Think i may have swine flu.......



    ......I keep coming out in rashers.









    I'll get my coat
     
  2. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    lol
     
  3. 10blazin

    10blazin HYPERDRIVE NEEDED

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    I'm worried.... I haven't seen my brother since late Saturday night when he went home with a pig.
     
  4. firebobby

    firebobby Member

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    I've been trying to ring the swine flu help line.




























    but all I keep getting is crackling!!!!!
    regards
    Dvae
     
  5. Neilybabs

    Neilybabs New Member

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    You're telling porkies aren't you?!
     
  6. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Finally a legal excuse to kill Miss Piggy
     
  7. S_3_2006

    S_3_2006 New Member

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    lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
     
  8. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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  9. Purple Princess

    Purple Princess Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Thats fooking brilliant!!!
     
  10. tenbels21

    tenbels21 New Member

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    This is all being blown out of proportion!!!
    According to the latest news, the only way you can contract swine flu is if you've recently been in close contact to an infected pig!!!



    Jack Tweed must be shitting himself!!!!!!:tapedshut:
     
  11. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    He just needs to apply some oinkment to the affected area.
     
  12. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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  13. The911SC

    The911SC Active Member

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    :laugh:
     
  14. jdp1962

    jdp1962 Grumpy Old Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V6 TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Team Tornado Audi S4 quattro Black Edition s tronic

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    I think I have caught swine flu from a carpet fitter who was on the same train as me this morning.

    I should have realised he was Mexican when he shouted "Underlay, underlay!"
     
  15. Neilybabs

    Neilybabs New Member

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    Great, that'll be a half a cup of water on my work monitor.
     
  16. Mikey

    Mikey Member

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    Bad news is that Swine flu can be fatel. Good news is it's spread to Liverpool.
     

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