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Sunday Morning Joke

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    A fleeing taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the

    Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

    Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a

    little old Jewish man sitting at a card table with neckties laid out on

    it.



    The Arab asked, "My thirst is killing me. Do you have water?"



    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?

    They are only $150. This one goes very nicely with your robes."



    The Arab shouted, "You idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need

    water!"



    "OK," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy

    a tie. I will show you that you have not offended me. If you walk over

    that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely

    restaurant. Go!

    Walk that way! The restaurant has all the water you need!"



    The Arab staggered away toward the hill and eventually disappeared.

    Four hours later the Arab came crawling back to where the Jewish man

    was sitting at his table.



    The Jew said, "I told you, about two miles over that hill. Could you

    not find it?



    "I found it all right," rasped the Arab. "But your brother won't let me

    in without a tie."
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    Pretty funny. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    lol good one
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