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stabbed to death....

ALPINE Jul 17, 2008

  1. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    cut into 3 separate parts, stuffed into a suitcase, and set alight!

    what a fun day at work i have had today!! i have had to pick up the remains of this poor victim of murder, and **** me it was groosum! for those who dont know i remove bodys from crime scenes and run coffins about for a profession. today has goto be the maddest day i have had.

    the body was litterally in 3 parts, torso and head 1 part, (neck snapped) and the 2 legs ripped off. the smell was out of this world.

    weird thing to post on a forum i know but i thought i would share my day with you as it was so different! deffo beats sitting in a studio all day being told what to do by arrogant muso`s!!
     
  2. dansansome

    dansansome Member VCDS Map User

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    umm....i made a cup of tea and ate a biscuit with it.

    thats one hell of a tough job you have. i imagine your life is littered with sleepless nights?
     
  3. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    na not really mate... im quite a cold hearted basterd anyway!! lol the only 1s that biff me out a bit are the youngens. not nice to see them obviously.

    was deffo a intersting day!
     
  4. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    Where you from then Alpinehead?

    What part of London?
     
  5. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    cheers 4 the big up! lol na it dont depress me, kinda comes with being able to do that sorta job i suppose. some people can do it, some people get scared run away and be sick!

    i choose this sorta job because i wanted to do somthing different. There is not much work out there for a sound engineer unless your on the road all the time and you sell ya skills by word of mouth. i chose to have a wife and kids over the job altho i loved it.

    but equaly i love this job also, every 1 is always interested in my work and no day is ever the same!
     
  6. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    s/e mate. im on the border of kent, bexleyheath lewisham region.
     
  7. Rocko

    Rocko A5 TSFI

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    Alpinehead, can I have my suitcase back please?

    Im heading off on holiday next week but didnt think.

    Cheers.
     
  8. Rocko

    Rocko A5 TSFI

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    Postmortems are pathologists work Lottster
     
  9. dansansome

    dansansome Member VCDS Map User

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    im reading a book at the moment and it says that the smell of death is quite distinctive and tends to "stick" to clothing etc.

    i've never (fortunately for me) experienced it, is there any truth in it?
     
  10. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    no i dont do post mortums, altho i like to watch them when i have the time. intriging is the correct word.

    im mearly a driver that pics up the dead and takes em from A to B.

    Running coffins.... did you hear about the british lad that fell out a window on holiday a couple of weeks ago coz he got drugged?? i would be the person that picks up his coffin from the airport and take him to what ever area he was from nation wide.

    this murder victim from today i took to our embalmer today. tomorrow i will goto the consulate to get the death documents leaglised. and monday i will take the coffin to the airport to get them shipped back to sweden.
     
  11. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    lmao i was waiting for that.....


    wonder who will ask me 1st if im in a dead end job etc!! heard em all b4!! lol

    Rocco did you want me to get the case cleaned for you?? :)
     
  12. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    One of my Ex's is from Lewisham.

    Used to be a lot worse round there 7 or 8 years ago.
     
  13. Rocko

    Rocko A5 TSFI

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    Nah its ok.

    In fact leave it, Ill be in Sweden next week anyway. Further "business" to attend to.

    [insert evil laugh]
     
  14. ALPINE

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    to be honest i think the smell of sewage smells worse... its a weird sorta smell to explane. (thinks)............... like a lingering fart!!! lol cant say it sticks to clothes, the missis has never complained.

    Bodys dont really start smelling for a while, the movies kinda hype it up that within hours your bodys reeking! This 1 today how ever f00king reeked!! lol
     
  15. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    with our combined skills we could make a fortune!! :eyebrows:

    muhahaha!!:gun2:
     
  16. Rocko

    Rocko A5 TSFI

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    Ill slice and dice, you bag em up!

    Catering for the Cannibal.
     
  17. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    sounds like a plan to me.... i must confer with my assoeiates!:)
     
  18. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    sort of... i pick up the already bagged up gooie bits that some 1 else has already collected. in answer to you earlyer question yes i do ware gloves as the gooie bits are often plasterd all over the body bags, if say for exsample they been rocco`d or hit by a train! i do have hands on experences with the dead daily. tell ya what does feel odd.... if the 1st time i touched a dead persons skin i expected it to be cold, but not as cold as it was. imagion you hands when having a snow ball fight and then double it.

    Ps my spellin is shat!! (if ya had not already noticed!!) lol
     
  19. Andy D

    Andy D Member

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    its amazing what goes on that you never know about iam glad I live in a bubble and think every things great :o.k:
     
  20. ALPINE

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    lmao lottie.... cant say i have! i have once had a body fall off the trolly in the back of the van coz i forgot to strap it to the trolly!

    lol

    but of corse this didnt really happen if my boss happens to be on this forum!!
     
  21. ALPINE

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    i have sat up for hours talking about my job to me mates. ask away lottie, i never get bored of speaking the gore!! lol
     
  22. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    lol, no it did not fall on the road, it was just flying about in the back of my van.

    have not really had a bad thing happen (yet)...

    Yes it pays alright i spose,

    and the only request my wife normally askes me is to make her a cuppa, slow down, or turn the music down!! after handling a body i always scrub (evern after wareing gloves). its a must of the job or i mite get a free bit edge its way in to my big mac!! lol
     
  23. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    any more?? lol
     
  24. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    whats with the sorry face!! lol


    u nuttah!!:friends:
     
  25. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I think the Police have specific Body Recovery Teams for that delightful task.

    In answer to your humour question I'm sure they do make jokes, like traffic cops, they make humour out of dark situations, its not meant to be disrespectful or make light of anything, but helps them deal with gruesome jobs.
     
  26. ALPINE

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    got it in 1 mate.
     
  27. ALPINE

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    as for body juice... thre is normally very little, but if there is a gooie 1 there in special sealed bags that dont leak. :)
     
  28. ALPINE

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    woooops!!

    yes bodys are hard to the touch. but arms and legs still flap about all over the place if ya dont strap em down!!

    was the owner pissed off when they come to pick up pickles the doberman and ended up with killer the jack russel?? lol:)
     
  29. leecs3

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    Its certainly a very interesting job. Makes you realise how different people are as i'd never be able to get over some of the things you must have seen.
     
  30. ALPINE

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    not bad eh! it has its perks. lol
     
  31. Oranoco

    Oranoco Well-Known Member

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    **** me fella, I couldn't do that.

    Th emost dangerous thing about my job is the posability of falling down a ditch when on site visits.
     
  32. Andy D

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    I've dealt with bagging and tagging quite a few from various different circumstances, One of the funniest (honestly)

    Was this old alchoholic guy who'd died at home, no one found him for 3 weeks, his heating was on full as the meter was rigged and it was summertime...Oh Dear!

    Well we always send in the new probationers to get a good look at their first body and get hands on, possibly we shouldn't have made our new boy deal with this one...lol The smell was horrible and when the probie turned the old gadgie over half his face was left kinda stuck to the floor..... God we shouldn't have laughed but the look on the probationers face was a picture....lol
     
  33. ALPINE

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    lmfao....

    niceness, bet he gagged at that 1!! what is it you do andyD?
     
  34. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    yeh i see it for real today!! lol
     
  35. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    indeed! maybe it will chage a few peoples perception of me. Not mentioning no names of corse as im not 1 to bitch!! :shutup2:

    :nyah:
     
  36. Andy D

    Andy D Member

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    I'm a police officer :busted_cop: for my sins :ermm:
     
  37. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    Can you imagine if we had the american type show 'n tell in school (maybe we do?). Cue 5 yr old "This is some pictures of what my daddy does at work"... and a sternly worded letter to the parents about traumatised kids.
     
  38. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    lmfao.... can picture my boys teachers face now! lol
     
  39. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    hehehe thought ya was.....hope ya 1 of the fair 1s!!:nyah:
     
  40. Shy19s

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    Alpine, do you ever find out what happends to the people you clean up, like this case for example, what background did the person have, was it another one of those "daughter disgraced the family" killings, was it gang violence... where the hell did they find the suitcase??
     

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