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Splattered

batwad Feb 7, 2007

  1. batwad

    batwad Member

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    After conducting a quick experiment, I can categorically state that coughing into a cup of tea is not to be advised.

    F-to-the-Y-I
     
  2. Biglockie

    Biglockie Aye you know it makes sense

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    Cheers fella I'll bear that in mind this morning
     
  3. Sinny71

    Sinny71 S55 LKS

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    I conducted a similar experiment involving a sneeze and a glass of coke. Again, not advisable..!!
     
  4. Booth_S4

    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    I hope you didnt have a white shirt on! :scared2:
     
  5. batwad

    batwad Member

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    Black jumper = dignity saved
     
  6. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    can any mods make this a sticky?
     
  7. Onlyme

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    I conducted a little experiment with the mrs and can say that attaching a jump lead to her left nipple whilst she is performing a act of nature on yer fella is not a good idea as it makes there mouth clamp shut instead of making her go like the duracell bunny :scared2:
     
  8. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    I got hold of some bit of skirt last week that had a brace fitted, i did experience a degree of chafing on the old fella whilst being involved in a similar act.

    I would advise anyone thinking of engaging in lewd acts with a bird with a mouth full of metal to exercise extreme caution.

    Unless you like having a sore appendage... :eyebrows:
     
  9. neversaydie

    neversaydie Post Whore

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    if you **** yourself make sure you have brown pants...
     
  10. batwad

    batwad Member

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    Surely once you've shat yourself you'll have brown pants anyway. Are you suggesting that I should wear brown pants all the time, just in case I **** myself?

    What do you take me for, some kind of loose-bowelled bran-gobbling underwear-newbie?
     
  11. Lowlife

    Lowlife German Hardcore

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    LOL! My advice for today is don't eat yellow snow...
     
  12. DPM

    DPM Site Sponsor Site Sponsor

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    What a source of information this site is! Thumbs up everyone!

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