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Sperm bank robbery

Rev-head Jun 27, 2006

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    A man wearing a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money".

    "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.

    "Take one of the bottles and drink it!"

    "But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.

    "Don't argue, just drink it" he says.

    She prys off the cap and gulps it down.

    "Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands.

    The girl drinks another one.

    Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......

    "Not that damn difficult, is it?" he says.
     
  2. S4_dan

    S4_dan Fire up the Quattro! VCDS Map User

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    :iagree: more women should do it!!!
    :applaus:
     
  3. hop2407

    hop2407 Active Member

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    Ha Ha - excellent....
     
  4. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    quality!
     
  5. JGrant1285

    JGrant1285 Sir Scouser Benitez

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    ha ha ha, that ones just gone round work...
     
  6. Adams3

    Adams3 Member

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    Thats very good, and totally agree!!
     

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