How To Get Out Of A speeding Ticket! A Policeman pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Policeman: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DD. Policeman: May I see the logbook for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Policeman: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the logbook in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Policeman: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot. Policeman: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the Policeman immediately called his Superintendant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Superintendant approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Superintendant: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Superintendant: Who's car is this? Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the logbook. The driver owned the car. Superintendant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it? Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it. Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box. Superintendant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it. Driver: No problem. The boot is opened; no body. Superintendant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot. Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying GET told you I was speeding, too!