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speeding ticket

tony-b-3.2-v6 Jun 9, 2009

  1. tony-b-3.2-v6

    tony-b-3.2-v6 Member

    How To Get Out Of A speeding Ticket!

    A Policeman pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

    Policeman: May I see your driver's license?
    Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DD.

    Policeman: May I see the logbook for this vehicle?
    Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.

    Policeman: The car is stolen?
    Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the logbook in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

    Policeman: There's a gun in the glove box?
    Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the boot.

    Policeman: There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
    Driver: Yes, sir.

    Hearing this, the Policeman immediately called his Superintendant. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the Superintendant approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

    Superintendant: Sir, can I see your license?
    Driver: Sure. Here it is.

    It was valid.

    Superintendant: Who's car is this?
    Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the logbook.

    The driver owned the car.

    Superintendant: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in it?
    Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.

    Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

    Superintendant: Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body in it.
    Driver: No problem.

    The boot is opened; no body.

    Superintendant: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the boot.

    Driver: Yeah, I'll bet the lying GET told you I was speeding, too!

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