Nov 8, 2011
Above all else, I like the sound of that frankfurter.
this thread was worse than the first.
You should've seen it, it was HUGE.
I'm still trying to work out who Speedy Goslowez is.
Maybe its Speedy Gonzalez's ghetto cousin?
Ads banter is on fire
Ads you wish lol!
Ads is epic. end of
Feeling like I missed out here I love a good frankfurter.
You havent missed out jonny! the fun has just begun
Excellent *pulls up a chair*
There was a joke attached to it but anyway.... just for you mate.....
Frankfurter was the highlight of the thread to be honest, your timing was absolutely spot on!
I would love to march into a forum largely unknown, profess my genius and skill, tell everyone else who dared to question it they were obviously total dicks, challenge them all to a face to face fight if they disagreed, act like I own the place and make the rules.....
The saving grace is he was big enough to apologise, but there still an undertone of anger we can do without - it's a community, not fight club!
Ads; that Oscar Meyer frankfurter pic makes me think of Tone Loc; Funky Cold Medina!
"my oscar mayer weiner"
Considering the name calling was started by the OP first,that was a bit of a laugh,and I was called a baboon for suggesting that 100mph on a motorway sliproad was stupid....anyway,that's it,and as warren has said,despite the anger and aggression,he did manage to apologise.
Yeah got a bit of out of hand on this thread, ads did try to cut the tension by showing all of his huge frankfurter but it didn't work, you need to work on your jokes ads lol
That thread did make me LOL, and shake my head in disappointment, only being 22. I wasn't going to get involved, that belonged on the playground or saxonet. I may now be looking to by a car that this type of 'youth' cannot afford to buy, as this is a sign of 'tings' to come
.......iiiiiiif you love a wiener, like iiiiii love a wiener, come on doooooooown.
If his next thread is anything like his first 2 I dont see him being around more than... 7 days?
"My Audi's rapid blud, just rinsed some R8 ini. He couldnt get the power down but I got bare tourque so I was like braaaap and was hitting 150 before the police was like ow blud slow down before we end u!!!!"
OP - in the other thread you mentioned owning a CLK63 Amg which had been "bored out" by BRABUS to a "V12". To my understanding a "bore out" is when the Bore size is increased. A CLK63 Amg is a V8. So how the feck did they BORE out an extra 4 cylinders??
That really is spookily similar to the op on the deleted thread!
Where there's a will,there's a way...
Oh and by the way,don't forget the Cosworth....http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/new-a3...s/137210-run-cool-down-turbo.html#post1407812
What he really means is his dad has 2 cars.....one had a close encounter with a lamppost,and the other got another 4 cylinders bored out of it,so he could be said to be unlucky with cars....his dad that is....
Anyway....enough Pw3nage for today....
I was just quoting the **** he posted in his original thread, so people get the idea of the sort of person he is lol. I included an artists rendition in my previous post so people who did not see the deleted thread get the idea.
hilarious. I promise we're not all like that though. I bet what people didn't realise though that if he was caught at those 'claimed' speeds, as he's 19 and i assume didnt pass his test on his 17th birthday it probably means he's been driving less than 2years which means he's still on a 6 point licence, getting caught at 100+ is an instant ban even for those with 12 point licence i believe? so what would have that been on a 6 point licence? a double ban?!! not to mention as previously said all the safety issues and putting other road users in danger...
that age is but a distant memory now!
TBH I ment senior as in membership length - im old - Jan 2003
that a bit more fuel for you Ads? ;-)
If I remember from the deleted thread,I'm so old I'm scared of the road.....
to be honest, i reckon his beast of a tdi would give me 1098 a run for its money
That could be true, that does sound like you
this thread is funny as hell I've been keeping up with it today in work just laughing to myself haha, i wish i read the deleted thread now looks like I missed a good one there
Nah you didnt miss anything dude, just some guy talking b0llocks, which happens everyday on ASN!!
The stone truth!
this thread is awsome
oh well at least no one got herta or was that the frankfurter !!
hahaha thats so true joe
This thread is now so long now, lets forget the old thread an not ask about it if you wernt on it cheers
Can't help but think with an attitude like that how he got the money for an audi?! No employer would tolerate that surely? .. Either spoon fed by mama and papa or a drug dealer .. Also speaking on behalf of 19 year olds, We're not all that bad!
Pure gold. ...as they say, You couldn't write stuff like this.
But then again....
For comedy value,it's a damn good job this didn't find it's way onto Barryboys.
If someone thought he had a hard time here....
getting upset? mr 1,000,000 bhp tdi f1 racer - stop thinking your the big shot, you aint lol
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