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  1. tony-b-3.2-v6
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    Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years,
    reunited at a party.

    After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
    room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

    The first guy said, 'My son is my pride and joy. He started
    working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel..

    He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon
    began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the
    president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his

    best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.'

    The second guy said, 'That's terrific! My son is also
    my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and
    then went to flight school
    to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the
    company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so
    rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his
    birthday.'

    The third man said: 'Well, that's terrific! My son studied
    in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he
    started his own construction
    company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away
    something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
    birthday: A 30,000 square
    foot mansion.'

    The three friends congratulated each other just as the
    fourth returned from the restroom and asked: 'What are all
    the congratulations for?' One of the three said: 'We were
    talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our
    sons.. ....What about your son?'

    The fourth man replied: 'My son is gay and makes a living
    dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.'

    The three friends said: 'What a shame...what a
    disappointment.'

    The fourth man replied: 'No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son
    and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His
    birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful
    30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the
    line Mercedes from his three boyfriends. !!!!!!
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    :laugh: very good
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    10blazin HYPERDRIVE NEEDED

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    hahaha very good ....
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