I won't get into details, but will say it was my fault and am deeply sorry and ashamed. Luckily no one was hurt. The taxi: The Audi: I managed to drive it home but the clutch was slipping like hell. I can't tell with the sideskirt on whether the sill is damaged or not, but the rear of the O/S wing has crumpled in by about an inch. I can't shut the door either because it's bent or the sill has raised slightly. As for me, my shoulder hurts like hell but I am still alive. I think fixing it is out of the question so I may remove a few valuable parts and scrap the rest. Don't really have time to break if fully. Doh.