1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Snot

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ads, Jun 14, 2010.

  1. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    I faced a major dilemma today. This is what happened.........

    I was working happily away when one of our directors came up to me to ask something. He brought a seat with him and sat no more more than two foot away from me. So far everything was normal and I hadn't yet turned to face him as I was just finishing sending an email.
    I clicked 'send', turned to face him, and as I did I saw something dangling from his face.
    I double-took and realised that there was a line of snot hanging from one of his nostrils. This snot was about two inches in length but somehow managed to just hang there.
    I couldn't believe my eyes! Didn't know something like that was even possible.

    I tried to look into his eyes as he spoke to me but all I could focus on was the snot. I couldn't concentrate on what he was saying, all I could do was try to work out how this snot was staying at the same length without stretching and falling on to his lap.

    Every time he moved his head it would swing side to side. And the more his head moved the more momentum the swinging snot gained.
    I'm not lying, the swing was becoming so violent, and the height of its motion so high that he must have been able to see it from the corner of his eye. I'm sure I even saw him involutarily squint slightly at the peak of each swing.

    Anyway, after a few seconds I started to think if I should tell him about what is happening. Lots of thoughts went through my head....... will he be offended if I mention it? Will he be embarrassed? Will he be offended if I don't tell him and then he notices it and thinks why didn't I tell him???

    I decided to tell him. I opened my mouth and................. then quickly shut it again. I just couldn't bring myself to do it.

    After a few more sentences and nearing the end of the conversation the decision was taken away from me... the swinging snot must've tugged on his nose hard enough for him to feel it, and with one swift motion, and a look in his eyes that showed he knew I had seen his nose slime, he took his hand and grabbed (yes grabbed) the snot and took it with him back to his desk, swiftly.

    Maybe I should've told him it was there. Poor man.
    #1
  2. Ads

    Ads

    [Sep 20, 2014]

  3. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    26,223
    Likes Received:
    1,668
  4. Sarah's A3
    Offline

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2010
    Messages:
    5,920
    Likes Received:
    28
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    Ew!!!!! not sure I could have told him either lol! Poor guy! Maybe next time have a box of tissues on your desk you can offer! lol
    #3
  5. sidibear
    Offline

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2008
    Messages:
    2,056
    Likes Received:
    442
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    I would have puked there and then.
    #4
  6. MintyS3
    Offline

    MintyS3 Works 60% the time, Everytime.

    Joined:
    Jul 2, 2008
    Messages:
    1,581
    Likes Received:
    4
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    lol allways bad when that happens whethers its u with the hangeroner or someone else. I was having a lunch with a rather attractive female the other day but she had something on her nose...I didnt want to say anything as it may have embarrassed her and made the rest of the time uncomfortable....Couldnt help not look at it but luckily she must of seen it and swiftly removed...Phew.
    #5
  7. Broken Byzan
    Online

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Messages:
    12,598
    Likes Received:
    274
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    You failed the test.

    No promotion for you,LMAO :blush:
    #6
  8. Purple Princess
    Offline

    Purple Princess Moderator Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 3, 2008
    Messages:
    1,044
    Likes Received:
    2
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    aythreee....I want a job at your place!!
    You have some fab stories hehe.

    I would have definatly told him or handed him a tissue after all, a true friend will tell you when your face is dirty :)
    #7
  9. Sarah's A3
    Offline

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2010
    Messages:
    5,920
    Likes Received:
    28
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    lol, never thought of that! Poor Aythreee you missed out on promotion! lol.

    And yes a true friend would have told him, but are many true friends to bosses, not at my place, sadly!
    #8
  10. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    There you go, hitting on me again! :)

    All I know is that I'll never shake his hand again. EVER!!

    :lmfao: Believe me mate, if it had of been after lunch then the snot wouldn't have been the only thing he was wiping from his face! :puke:

    Even worse when it's a female. For me she would've went from fit to ugly in a second!

    Oh sh*t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :faint: :lmfao:

    I'm justifying not telling him by convincing myself its payback for the time I got home from work and when looking in the mirror seeing that I had a bit of lettuce from my lunchtime BLT stuck on one of my front teeth!! Not one person told me!!!
    #9
  11. NHN
    Offline

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2008
    Messages:
    27,320
    Likes Received:
    1,229
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    It wouldnt be unheard of for Aythreeee to be handing out tissues
    #10
  12. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    Hahahahaa!! :lmfao: You and Jo always managed to turn things gay!! For once can we keep things on the STRAIGHT and narrow!!
    #11
  13. NHN
    Offline

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2008
    Messages:
    27,320
    Likes Received:
    1,229
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    Dude you & straight in my eyes dont go hand in hand, but gym guy & you, maybe pmsl
    #12
  14. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    You're just saying anything now, ain't ya! In fact that's so unfunny that it made me laugh. :lmfao:
    #13
  15. NHN
    Offline

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2008
    Messages:
    27,320
    Likes Received:
    1,229
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    For you love, anything, snot aside that is.
    #14
  16. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    26,223
    Likes Received:
    1,668
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    You started it resident stud.
    #15
  17. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    Are you sure you two aren't the same person???
    Having two accounts isn't even allowed is it?? I'm sure I got told off for doing that once!! :eyebrows:

    Seriously though, I'm still in shock at how the snot managed to just hang there!!!
    It was like he had a slug hanging out of his face!
    #16
  18. a3_dan
    Offline

    a3_dan Member

    Joined:
    Aug 1, 2009
    Messages:
    588
    Likes Received:
    3
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    ah man that is disgusting! I would have been scared it was going to swing in my direction! EEEWWWW
    #17
  19. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    26,223
    Likes Received:
    1,668
  20. Sarah's A3
    Offline

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2010
    Messages:
    5,920
    Likes Received:
    28
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    lol, again!!! He will get a right reputation for doing that! lol
    #19
  21. The Maestro
    Offline

    The Maestro S3 ~ MTM 330BHP ~ Milltek TBE

    Joined:
    Mar 15, 2010
    Messages:
    325
    Likes Received:
    1
    [Jun 14, 2010]
    Exactly what I thought - us guys should stick together save the girls laughing at our faux-pas'
    #20
  22. Nilz
    Offline

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    10,255
    Likes Received:
    403
    [Jun 15, 2010]
    Reminds me of the Molay molay molay scene!!!
    #21
  23. crazy88
    Online

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,819
    Likes Received:
    393
    [Jun 15, 2010]
    Dude, the way you write your threads is amazing! I read the first post to my wife last night and she was proper laughing her tits off.

    You do get yourself into the most amusing situations. And i'd have done exactly the same as you by the way. I have no balls for stuff like that, and manning up to tell them.

    What's the sistuation like at work with him today?
    #22
  24. Nilz
    Offline

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

    Joined:
    Apr 9, 2006
    Messages:
    10,255
    Likes Received:
    403
    [Jun 15, 2010]
    In answer to Crazys thread, I would say 'snot bad'!! LOL
    #23
  25. Ads
    Offline

    Ads License to drive

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2009
    Messages:
    8,222
    Likes Received:
    579
    [Jun 16, 2010]
    Sometimes I think it's only me who this sort stuff happens to.
    Either that or I'm the only one sad enough to post about it on the internet. :think:


    Today there is no strange atmosphere after snotgate.
    However, as I type this he is eating a sandwich. Using the same hand he used for yesterday's snot.

    [​IMG]



    :faint:

    That's snot funny... and you nose it. :undwech:
    Last edited: Jun 16, 2010
    #24
  26. crazy88
    Online

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,819
    Likes Received:
    393
    [Jun 16, 2010]
    no,no. If I had stories as funny i'd write them...my life must just be boring.


    Is that picture not just the Incredible Hulk about to give someone a seagull'ing? :ohmy:
    #25
  27. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    26,223
    Likes Received:
    1,668
    [Jun 16, 2010]
    Is that what they call it these days?
    #26
  28. crazy88
    Online

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,819
    Likes Received:
    393
    [Jun 16, 2010]
    It is on the Urban Dictionary
    #27
  29. jojo
    Online

    jojo S3 Drift King! Staff Member Moderator

    Joined:
    Sep 4, 2003
    Messages:
    26,223
    Likes Received:
    1,668
  30. crazy88
    Online

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

    Joined:
    Nov 26, 2009
    Messages:
    4,819
    Likes Received:
    393
    [Jun 16, 2010]
    The urban dictionary got me through the monotany of hours and hours of revision for my final uni exams. That and failblog on uni.

    Seagulling FTW
    #29
  31. Gops
    Offline

    Gops 6th gear @7000rpm

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2009
    Messages:
    2,641
    Likes Received:
    286
    [Jun 20, 2010]
    Hahha aythreeee you make me laugh with these genius threads!! Did snot pot ever come back to you?
    #30

Share This Page