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Situational Awareness

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by Nigma, Jul 31, 2006.

  1. Nigma
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    Nigma Yakshimash!

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    [Jul 31, 2006]
    within recent discussions i thiought this might be appropriate - made me chuckle.



    Scenario:

    You are driving in a car at a constant speed.
    On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine
    traveling at the same speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
    and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
    level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the
    same speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?





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    Answer:

    Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.
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    For a minute there, I thought it was going to be about a plane, conveyor belt and whether or not it would take off. :keule:
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    The answer is yes i think, not sure and to be honest frankly my dear i dont give a dam, ( what film did that come from )
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    [Aug 3, 2006]
    Gone with the wind....
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    [Aug 3, 2006]
    Oh yeah cheers for that hop, i cant remember a plane and a conveyor belt in it though, all i can remember is a great big fire before falling asleep
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    [Aug 13, 2006]
    Very good.
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