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Singing Frog

L1 HCS Jul 28, 2011

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    A Irish hobo walks into a pub in London, and approaches the barman.

    "If I show you an amazing trick, will you give me a free drink?"

    "Sure" says the barman.

    So the hobo takes a tiny rat from his pocket along with a tiny piano. The rat cracks his knuckles and begins to play the blues.

    "Wow", says the barman, "thats impressive, what are you having?

    " The hobo says, "hold on a minute, if I show you and even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the night?

    "The barman agrees, and the hobo pulls out a frog and sets it beside the rat. The frog begins to sing along with the rats music.

    A guy at the end of the bar sees this and rushes over to the hobo. "I'll give you £50,000 for the frog!".

    "Sorry" says the hobo, "hes not for sale".

    "£100,000" says the guy.

    "No, look I'm not interested."

    "£500,000!" exclaims the guy. Finally the hobo agrees.

    The barman, dumbfounded, says, "are you nuts? You just sold that frog for £500,000 when he's clearly worth millions!"

    "Ah" says the hobo, "you see, the frog is nothing. The rat is a ventriloquist."
     

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