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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miloheritage, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. miloheritage
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    [Dec 12, 2006]
    My ex wife and I have called an Xmas truce,so I've bought her a red miniskirt and booked her on a late night shopping trip to Ipswich.
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  3. Onlyme
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    [Dec 12, 2006]
    F--k me even i wouldnt have posted that one at this moment in time
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    C_Audiboy Vroom Vroom

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    [Dec 12, 2006]
    :tapedshut: :sign_omg:
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  5. A4Andy
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    A4Andy Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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    [Dec 12, 2006]
    :laugh: Nice one.
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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    I'm impressed........ !
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    arthurfuxake Controversial & Contradictive

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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    Anyone for a game of rugby this weekend? I hear Ipswich are short of hookers.:undwech:
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    Ben_yo Going places - just not sure where!

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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    Bit too close to home for my liking, the last 1 to be discovered lived about 2 miles from me apparently. :ohmy:
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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    Had loads of related jokes on the text, none of em are any good.

    :ermm:
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    filipharvey Amusing Tagline

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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    Not something to joke about really, too close for me too!
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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    heard a similar one earlier


    Ipswich Town Rubgy club is folding......
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    .........Apparently they have no more hookers left
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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    job vacancy....prossies needed in the ipswich area,rates of pay excellent but the shifts are murder
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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    Boom Boom
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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    whats the difference between the Ipswich ripper and Mr Kipling?
    Mr Kipling put six tarts in a box
    weather men have told people of Ipswich to wrap up tonight as it is going to be minus five
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    rickparmar va va voom

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    [Dec 13, 2006]
    its way to early for me to hear these jokes,
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    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    Some of you guys are sick! do you have no morals at all!?:ohmy:
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    [Dec 14, 2006]
    Hi guys whats the weather like near you. I'm in ipswich and its minus 5 and counting.
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    silver75 Big Ron

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    [Dec 15, 2006]
    have you heard about the dyslexic santa on the loose in ipswich? he keeps leaving prossies under trees...
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    [Dec 16, 2006]
    And you say MY jokes are bad. :uhm:
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    [Dec 16, 2006]
    smitch i have never said your jokes are bad but im saying your avatar is :puke2:
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    [Dec 16, 2006]
    It's horrid ain't it.

    Have you read the writing???

    Devastatin Dave the turntable slave. Zip Zap Rap.

    What a tool.

    Quality!!!

    Anyway, what's yours all about?!?!?!?
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    [Dec 16, 2006]
    I used to work with a bloke in India with his son, they were called Steptoe and Singh and they used to collect scrap and toot, my avatar is a promotional shot that we had done for the front of our brochure entitled Steptoe and Singh Rag and bone Collectors, I hope this has clarified up this matter and if ever you are India and have some old rags or some bones give them a call for a truly professional service.
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    [Dec 17, 2006]
    Police have urged anybody in the Ipswich area wishing to have sex before Christmas to hurry up while stocks last.

    :sadlike:
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [Dec 18, 2006]
    Quality funny!
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    [Dec 18, 2006]
    Creepy ******!!!!!
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