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Sick,but topical.

miloheritage Dec 12, 2006

  1. miloheritage

    miloheritage New Member

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    My ex wife and I have called an Xmas truce,so I've bought her a red miniskirt and booked her on a late night shopping trip to Ipswich.
     
  2. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    F--k me even i wouldnt have posted that one at this moment in time
     
  3. C_Audiboy

    C_Audiboy Vroom Vroom

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    :tapedshut: :sign_omg:
     
  4. A4Andy

    A4Andy Quattro-tastic. Not half.

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    :laugh: Nice one.
     
  5. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    I'm impressed........ !
     
  6. arthurfuxake

    arthurfuxake Controversial & Contradictive

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    Anyone for a game of rugby this weekend? I hear Ipswich are short of hookers.:undwech:
     
  7. Ben_yo

    Ben_yo Going places - just not sure where!

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    Bit too close to home for my liking, the last 1 to be discovered lived about 2 miles from me apparently. :ohmy:
     
  8. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    Had loads of related jokes on the text, none of em are any good.

    :ermm:
     
  9. filipharvey

    filipharvey Amusing Tagline

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    Not something to joke about really, too close for me too!
     
  10. jimmi

    jimmi Member

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    heard a similar one earlier


    Ipswich Town Rubgy club is folding......
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    .........Apparently they have no more hookers left
     
  11. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    job vacancy....prossies needed in the ipswich area,rates of pay excellent but the shifts are murder
     
  12. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    Boom Boom
     
  13. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    whats the difference between the Ipswich ripper and Mr Kipling?
    Mr Kipling put six tarts in a box
    weather men have told people of Ipswich to wrap up tonight as it is going to be minus five
     
  14. rickparmar

    rickparmar Active Member

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    its way to early for me to hear these jokes,
     
  15. Booth_S4

    Booth_S4 Riding on V8 power

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    Some of you guys are sick! do you have no morals at all!?:ohmy:
     
  16. garratt83

    garratt83 Member

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    Hi guys whats the weather like near you. I'm in ipswich and its minus 5 and counting.
     
  17. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    have you heard about the dyslexic santa on the loose in ipswich? he keeps leaving prossies under trees...
     
  18. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    And you say MY jokes are bad. :uhm:
     
  19. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    smitch i have never said your jokes are bad but im saying your avatar is :puke2:
     
  20. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    It's horrid ain't it.

    Have you read the writing???

    Devastatin Dave the turntable slave. Zip Zap Rap.

    What a tool.

    Quality!!!

    Anyway, what's yours all about?!?!?!?
     
  21. Onlyme

    Onlyme Member

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    I used to work with a bloke in India with his son, they were called Steptoe and Singh and they used to collect scrap and toot, my avatar is a promotional shot that we had done for the front of our brochure entitled Steptoe and Singh Rag and bone Collectors, I hope this has clarified up this matter and if ever you are India and have some old rags or some bones give them a call for a truly professional service.
     
  22. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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  23. jimmi

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    Police have urged anybody in the Ipswich area wishing to have sex before Christmas to hurry up while stocks last.

    :sadlike:
     
  24. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    Quality funny!
     
  25. jimmi

    jimmi Member

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  26. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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  27. smitch

    smitch Active Member

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    Creepy ******!!!!!
     

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