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shock news.........!!

Just Plain Old Mar 22, 2006

  1. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"




















    About a gallon!
     
  2. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    pmsl very good, you bringing your vans to me on friday matey, lol
     
  3. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    Only one at the moment, I think......... the other will be up North!
     
  4. CJ A4

    CJ A4 Active Member

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif excellent!
     
  5. pwnorman

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    I'll give a tank full /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
     
  6. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Nice.
     
  7. hop2407

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    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif - Excellent
     

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