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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Just Plain Old, Mar 22, 2006.

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    [Mar 22, 2006]
    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.
    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Tony Blair, John Prescott, Gordon Brown and Jack Straw. They're asking for a £310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"




















    About a gallon!
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    [Mar 22, 2006]
    pmsl very good, you bringing your vans to me on friday matey, lol
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    [Mar 22, 2006]
    Only one at the moment, I think......... the other will be up North!
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    [Mar 22, 2006]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif excellent!
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    [Mar 22, 2006]
    I'll give a tank full /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
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    [Mar 22, 2006]
    Nice.
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    [Mar 24, 2006]
    /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif - Excellent
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