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sheep shagging

Rev-head Jan 19, 2007

  1. Rev-head

    Rev-head Active Member

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    A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback.

    On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he
    pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch.

    Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one
    leg masturbating furiously at the bar.

    "What the hell!" the tourist cried, "what the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a
    bloke shagging a sheep, and now some bloke's w*nking himself off in the bar!"

    "Fair dinkum, mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep"
     
  2. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    careful the PC police will be out, warning about offending austrialians or one-legged blokes.

    I think its ****-funny anyway!
     
  3. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Very good.
     
  4. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    An Australian is walking down a country road in New Zealand when he happens to glance over the fence and see a farmer going at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he vaults the fence and walks over to the farmer. Tapping him on the shoulder, he says, "You know, mate, back home we shear those."
    The New Zealander looks round frantically, "Get lost mate!" he says..."I'm not shearing this with no-one!"
     

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