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Sharon.... or Kelly??

silver75 Nov 17, 2006

  1. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    Sharon Osborne or Kelly Osborne...Well? Which out of the two, would you do? :uhm:

    Sharons 54 and Kelly is 22

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    I'd do Sharon every single day of the week dont care how old she is but thats just me..
     
  2. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Well.... at least they are 100% female(I think) lol. :laugh:



    Out of the 2 I'd pick Madonnna, and even then, I'm not too keen...
     
  3. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    sharon or kelly!? :mad:
     
  4. john2garden

    john2garden Gonad

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    I'd have both.

    At the same time.

    Silv, have you just been released from prison? you seem to be very horny the past few weeks. 1st Nadia, then Madonna, it will be Anne Robinson next.:wub:
     
  5. Dan Gliballs

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    Pre or post plastic?

    Errrm,.........Kelly BTW (just coz she's no doubt got a tighter kebab).
     
  6. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    yes :yahoo:
     
  7. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    I thought this also but I'm sure sharon had this surgically enhanced along with her breasts, face etc
     
  8. Dan Gliballs

    Dan Gliballs Active Member

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    Good point.

    And her sheriff?
     
  9. BrianM

    BrianM BrianM

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    Some pics would be good of Sharon...but she is PITA
     
  10. batwad

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    When you say "do", do you mean "hit over the head repeatedly with a bat" :keule: :gun2:
     
  11. rickquattro

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    They are both 10 pint double baggers.

    That is a bag on yours and their heads, in case you bag falls off....

    Now, wheres Sharron Davis?
     
  12. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    if thats how you get your kicks then yeah...:tapedshut:
     
  13. Dan Gliballs

    Dan Gliballs Active Member

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    Working out her manly shoulders in a manly gym, then off to comb the hair on her manly butch head ;)
     
  14. smitch

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    If someone was holding a gun to my head and threatening to torture my whole family to death if i didn't make a decision i'd have a poke on that kelly.

    As long as i was allowed to gaffer tape her annoying gob shut for the duration.
     
  15. rickquattro

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    Ok Ok, you win. I'll step aside so you can get jiggy with Vanessa F and Michelle Mac.. after all, its only fair..

    Talk about the earth moved......
     
  16. Defratos

    Defratos You’re Dethpicable!!

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    lol I won't even choose
     
  17. silver75

    silver75 Big Ron

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    but you have to...
    choose dammit!! :mad:
     
  18. Dan Gliballs

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    But her mouth is one of her few saving graces.

    Nice full lips to rest me ceptic stump on as I give her a lump of me finest hot-fish yoghurt.
     
  19. rickquattro

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    Bit OT but, ever challenged your mates with a round or two of Shoot Shag or Marry ?

    Just choose any three names, any sex, then the challenged one needs to decide who gets what fate.

    I.e, Anne Widecome, Jade Goodey, Margaret Beckett
    Or, Prescott, Blunkett, Forsyth....

    It gets very insightful when it comes around to "work colleagues"

    etc etc
     
  20. smitch

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    Nice full lips to rest me ceptic stump on as I give her a lump of me finest hot-fish yoghurt.[/quote]

    Do you reckon she's a spitter or a swallower???

    Spose you could not let her have the choice and quickly whip the old gaffer tape back on after you've shot your population paste.
     
  21. Defratos

    Defratos You’re Dethpicable!!

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    Ok Ok I'd have to go for Sharon :sex: :beerchug:
     
  22. joost

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    Dan, you need help mate...:doctor:
     
  23. 28v6

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    Yeah... but I'd be the first to give her a piece of "manky man action" over you amigo!!:lmfao: :o.k:
     
  24. 28v6

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    ...And moved....and moved... and moved....recurring!

    Would be like being bonked by two bouncy castles... headline:

    " Man found dead asphyxiated after Kiny Sex with two bouncy Castles!!":jump::scared2: :lmfao:
     
  25. Dan Gliballs

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    I have nicer legs than her.
     
  26. Dan Gliballs

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    It's coming from Lankysher that made me this way :eyebrows:
     
  27. smitch

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    You're probably a better swimmer and all.
     
  28. joost

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    Excuses excuses :jester:
     
  29. 28v6

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    Yeah... but I'd gladly put my head between hers, however I fear that you'd be alarmed at the amount of resistance I'd put up over the same with yours Dan...:scared2: :lmfao:
     
  30. Dan Gliballs

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    She's most likely got a bigger cock than me.
     
  31. 28v6

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    Specsavers seem to spring to mind Dan, more like a clit the size of a walnut!!:blow: ;) :laugh:
     
  32. raymie

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    Sharon for more experienced :sex:
    Kelly for bigger mouth, better for bj's :p

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................... dunno, both?
     
  33. Randomjim

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    Thats experience with ozzy remember
     
  34. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona quattro Audi S3 Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Silver, you could have at least included a poll where we could actually vote! then you will see results lol.
     

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