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Sharon.... or Kelly??

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by silver75, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. silver75
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Sharon Osborne or Kelly Osborne...Well? Which out of the two, would you do? :uhm:

    Sharons 54 and Kelly is 22

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    I'd do Sharon every single day of the week dont care how old she is but thats just me..
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    Well.... at least they are 100% female(I think) lol. :laugh:



    Out of the 2 I'd pick Madonnna, and even then, I'm not too keen...
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    sharon or kelly!? :mad:
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    I'd have both.

    At the same time.

    Silv, have you just been released from prison? you seem to be very horny the past few weeks. 1st Nadia, then Madonna, it will be Anne Robinson next.:wub:
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    Pre or post plastic?

    Errrm,.........Kelly BTW (just coz she's no doubt got a tighter kebab).
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    yes :yahoo:
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    I thought this also but I'm sure sharon had this surgically enhanced along with her breasts, face etc
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Good point.

    And her sheriff?
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Some pics would be good of Sharon...but she is PITA
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    When you say "do", do you mean "hit over the head repeatedly with a bat" :keule: :gun2:
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    They are both 10 pint double baggers.

    That is a bag on yours and their heads, in case you bag falls off....

    Now, wheres Sharron Davis?
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    if thats how you get your kicks then yeah...:tapedshut:
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Working out her manly shoulders in a manly gym, then off to comb the hair on her manly butch head ;)
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    If someone was holding a gun to my head and threatening to torture my whole family to death if i didn't make a decision i'd have a poke on that kelly.

    As long as i was allowed to gaffer tape her annoying gob shut for the duration.
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Ok Ok, you win. I'll step aside so you can get jiggy with Vanessa F and Michelle Mac.. after all, its only fair..

    Talk about the earth moved......
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    lol I won't even choose
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    but you have to...
    choose dammit!! :mad:
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    But her mouth is one of her few saving graces.

    Nice full lips to rest me ceptic stump on as I give her a lump of me finest hot-fish yoghurt.
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Bit OT but, ever challenged your mates with a round or two of Shoot Shag or Marry ?

    Just choose any three names, any sex, then the challenged one needs to decide who gets what fate.

    I.e, Anne Widecome, Jade Goodey, Margaret Beckett
    Or, Prescott, Blunkett, Forsyth....

    It gets very insightful when it comes around to "work colleagues"

    etc etc
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Nice full lips to rest me ceptic stump on as I give her a lump of me finest hot-fish yoghurt.[/quote]

    Do you reckon she's a spitter or a swallower???

    Spose you could not let her have the choice and quickly whip the old gaffer tape back on after you've shot your population paste.
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Ok Ok I'd have to go for Sharon :sex: :beerchug:
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Dan, you need help mate...:doctor:
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    Yeah... but I'd be the first to give her a piece of "manky man action" over you amigo!!:lmfao: :o.k:
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    ...And moved....and moved... and moved....recurring!

    Would be like being bonked by two bouncy castles... headline:

    " Man found dead asphyxiated after Kiny Sex with two bouncy Castles!!":jump::scared2: :lmfao:
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    I have nicer legs than her.
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    It's coming from Lankysher that made me this way :eyebrows:
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    You're probably a better swimmer and all.
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Excuses excuses :jester:
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    Yeah... but I'd gladly put my head between hers, however I fear that you'd be alarmed at the amount of resistance I'd put up over the same with yours Dan...:scared2: :lmfao:
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    She's most likely got a bigger cock than me.
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    Specsavers seem to spring to mind Dan, more like a clit the size of a walnut!!:blow: ;) :laugh:
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Sharon for more experienced :sex:
    Kelly for bigger mouth, better for bj's :p

    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................... dunno, both?
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    [Nov 17, 2006]
    Thats experience with ozzy remember
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    Silver, you could have at least included a poll where we could actually vote! then you will see results lol.
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