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SHANEJESS AGONY AUNT

shanejess Jun 13, 2011

  1. shanejess

    shanejess Guest

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    hello boys and girls, theirs a lot of questions and info given out on this site which is great, i feel guilty cos im not mechanicaly minded BUT i do have a gift, if any of you out their are suffering in silence please post on hear and i will do my upmost to help, werever it be piles or palpertations im your man, a problem shared is a problem halfed. please nothing rude. appart from impotence and weeing when you cough.
     
  2. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    And this is related to 8L's how? LOL

    Tho i do have a pain in my **** that won't go... That count?
     
  3. Andy123

    Andy123 Member

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    My rods are hurting..........i've heard all sorts of things can affect them.
     
  4. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    That's easy to cure, have a rod transplant.......
     
  5. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    I have a feeling that a part for my car is going to do untold hurt to it,I have it on good authority by an friend that his car was broken by it,an another unknown audi specialist (these people are so shy) that this caused the problem.
    I don't know which way to bend
     
  6. Purple Princess

    Purple Princess Moderator Moderator

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    Giggles.................
     
  7. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I have a small problem, there's a member on ASN called Shanejess doing my nut in, can you help? :laugh:
     
  8. superkarl

    superkarl MAN OF STEEL

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    This made me laugh so much :')
     
  9. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :applaus:
     
  10. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    this can't be real... can it?
     
  11. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Most likely. It seems to be the norm...

    To be fair I have not in the last 6 months seen this user come online and do anything useful at all, apart from moan, bleat and argue with everyone, so this comes as no shock.
     
  12. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Sounds like my kinda guy.
     
  13. Broken Byzan

    Broken Byzan Photographic Moderator Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User quattro Audi A4

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    :sex::kiss:
     
  14. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Dude this isnt a site for cruising.
     
  15. Ads

    Ads License to drive

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    Doesn't ASN stand for 'A*se Sex Now'??? :think:
     
  16. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    LMFAO wordsmith lmfao
     
  17. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    At least you are likeable.... :friends:
     
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  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    lol, this is funny! and it ends with Aythreee off on his man hunt and man love being shown, brilliant!

    Whos the op? is he for real?
     
  19. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    Dear agony aunt,
    Crazy said I should ask your advice.
    I wish to make a coffee table out of a Sherman Tank turret but my missus has poo pooed the idea saying that it would crack the laminate flooring. I did compromise as I originally wanted a Tiger Tank turret, she didn't like the shape, and also a T34 turret but she said the red Russian star would clash with the curtains. I think she is just making excuses as she doesn't really want it.
    Should I clang her over the head with a shovel and bury her in the garden or just divorce her instead?
     
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  20. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Lol sidibear aka Fred west ;)
     
  21. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Oh and it hurts when I pee!
     
  22. badger5

    badger5 www.badger5.co.uk Site Sponsor

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    lol - quite
     
  23. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    Dear Agony Aunt.
    Its been two days now and I haven't had a reply from you, it means a lot to me as I am desperate and don't know where else to turn. I thought about the Jeremy Kyle show but I don't drink Stella or own any burburry, and my neck is too short and there are no tattoos on it.
    Please help.
     
  24. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    He's clearly read my reply above and buggered off! lol
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    T'would seem that way.

    Good work.
     
  26. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Is it possible to get a season ticket ;)

    Spamming gimp!
     
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  27. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I find this thread revival amusing, considering Shanejess has been banned! lol
     
  28. damo.h

    damo.h DVLA Say it's Black

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    Yeh I replied to the muppet spamming re the knocking shop haha
     
  29. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Why's he been banned?
     
  30. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Because his agony aunt advice was awful.
     
  31. Dane

    Dane Had an 8L S3, a B5 RS4 now I have a B8 S4

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    he was an antagonistic agony aunt

    list of three and alliteration - get me
     
  32. sidibear

    sidibear Looking for Zombies !! Staff Member Moderator Audi A4

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    Pah, I will contact Jerry Springer instead then.
     

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