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Shakira or Beyonce?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by jojo, Dec 2, 2009.

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Which one then? You can only pick one!

  1. Shakira

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  2. Beyonce

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    30.3%
  1. jojo
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    Shakira deffo.
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    Can't make a decision tonight, am gonna sleep on it and decide in the a.m

    Cheers for the Wednesday night conundrum jojo !
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    Shakira Shakeeera !!
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    I was thinking that we haven't had one of these deciders for a while!

    Well done jojo... :icon_thumright:

    Shakira for me :sex:
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    I have slept on it and for me its shakira, I don't fancy filling jay-z's boots by taking on beyonce
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    I'd do Shakira... BUT there is something wrong with her shoulders when she dances. Stiffer than they should be, giving her a sort of 'clothes hanger left in your shirt' look.

    Soooo.... Beyonce all day every day for me!

    A good reason: This video!!
    (Ignore the weirdo in it... Lady Gaga)

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    Shakira every time.

    Beyonce has a bloody annoying voice and a fat arse - neither of which do I find a turn on.
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    [Dec 3, 2009]
    :uhm: And Shakira's yodelling voice is not??



    Another reason for me choosing Beyonce. :wub:
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    Good point - but with that body and those moves - I can wear earplugs (or get her singing a different tune :giggedy: )


    Nah - fat bums don't do owt for me - I don't like skin and bone but a chunder butt is just not for me.*

    *Of course in reality i'm not that shallow... but in a celebrity - I have my standards!
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    After a nights kip, it has to be Shakira, Beyonce is the better looking, but as an all round package, Shakira wins!
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    Sorry, I should've made myself clearer.

    Fat arse...
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    FAT arse...
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    :undwech:


    Phat arse...
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    PHAT arse...
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    The glove of love (the return of the crusty sock) says shakira.
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    I voted for Shakira but really id happily do both till my one eyed snake fell off.
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    Beyonce. The end. ;)
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    Beyonce for me, but I have a thing for brunettes and dark features

    Don't get me wrong, Shakira would definitely get it...
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    Shakira for me.... It's the whole aura she has.

    It's a 'I could ride you all night long until your testicles are the size of peanuts, then give you a 5 minute break, and then carry on' aura.

    If I had a heart attack whilst underneath that, I'd die a happy man!

    That or a naked woman avalanche.
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    A naked woman avalanche sounds amazing, unless they are fatties......then you just get crushed :puke:
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    baynesey well you better unsell them, sharpish!

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    Shakira without fail, can't stand Beyonce
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    That slapper Beyonce has sold her soul to the devil in her devil worshipping music, if your eyes are open to it then you can see it,

    But Shakira is the one for me!:yes:
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    All Hail the Devil!!
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    Your whole post had me in stitches there!!!! My stomach hurts now. :applaus:
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