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Shakira or Beyonce?

jojo Dec 2, 2009

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Which one then? You can only pick one!

  1. Shakira

    23 vote(s)
    69.7%
  2. Beyonce

    10 vote(s)
    30.3%
  1. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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  2. unkle

    unkle Beer God

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    Shakira deffo.
     
  3. Gilly

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    Can't make a decision tonight, am gonna sleep on it and decide in the a.m

    Cheers for the Wednesday night conundrum jojo !
     
  4. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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  5. Essflee

    Essflee Well-Known Member

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    Shakira Shakeeera !!
     
  6. pjmspeedy

    pjmspeedy Dude, what's mine say ?

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    I was thinking that we haven't had one of these deciders for a while!

    Well done jojo... :icon_thumright:

    Shakira for me :sex:
     
  7. Gilly

    Gilly Member

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    I have slept on it and for me its shakira, I don't fancy filling jay-z's boots by taking on beyonce
     
  8. Ads

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    I'd do Shakira... BUT there is something wrong with her shoulders when she dances. Stiffer than they should be, giving her a sort of 'clothes hanger left in your shirt' look.

    Soooo.... Beyonce all day every day for me!

    A good reason: This video!!
    (Ignore the weirdo in it... Lady Gaga)

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    Last edited: Dec 3, 2009
  9. speedfreek

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    Shakira every time.

    Beyonce has a bloody annoying voice and a fat **** - neither of which do I find a turn on.
     
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    :uhm: And Shakira's yodelling voice is not??



    Another reason for me choosing Beyonce. :wub:
     
  11. speedfreek

    speedfreek Member

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    Good point - but with that body and those moves - I can wear earplugs (or get her singing a different tune :giggedy: )


    Nah - fat bums don't do owt for me - I don't like skin and bone but a chunder butt is just not for me.*

    *Of course in reality i'm not that shallow... but in a celebrity - I have my standards!
     
    Last edited: Dec 3, 2009
  12. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    After a nights kip, it has to be Shakira, Beyonce is the better looking, but as an all round package, Shakira wins!
     
  13. Ads

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    Sorry, I should've made myself clearer.

    Fat ****...
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    :no:


    FAT ****...
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    :undwech:


    Phat ****...
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    :icon_thumright:

    PHAT ****...
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    :hubbahubba:
     
  14. johnnythepie

    johnnythepie Well-Known Member

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    The glove of love (the return of the crusty sock) says shakira.
     
  15. Rough

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    I voted for Shakira but really id happily do both till my one eyed snake fell off.
     
  16. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Beyonce. The end. ;)
     
  17. J3NKO

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    Beyonce for me, but I have a thing for brunettes and dark features

    Don't get me wrong, Shakira would definitely get it...
     
  18. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Shakira for me.... It's the whole aura she has.

    It's a 'I could ride you all night long until your testicles are the size of peanuts, then give you a 5 minute break, and then carry on' aura.

    If I had a heart attack whilst underneath that, I'd die a happy man!

    That or a naked woman avalanche.
     
  19. J3NKO

    J3NKO Member

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    A naked woman avalanche sounds amazing, unless they are fatties......then you just get crushed :puke:
     
  20. baynesey

    baynesey well you better unsell them, sharpish!

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    Shakira without fail, can't stand Beyonce
     
  21. Turkster

    Turkster Bro.Paul 2.5TDI Quattro Sport

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    That slapper Beyonce has sold her soul to the devil in her devil worshipping music, if your eyes are open to it then you can see it,

    But Shakira is the one for me!:yes:
     
  22. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    All Hail the Devil!!
     
  23. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Your whole post had me in stitches there!!!! My stomach hurts now. :applaus:
     

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