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Sexy Quotes From Star Wars

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    A New Hope


    'She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid.'
    'Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!'
    'Look at the size of that thing!'
    'Sorry about the mess...'
    'You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.'
    'Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?'
    'You've got something jammed in here real good.'
    "But now we must eat. come, good food, come..."
    "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
    "Hurry up, golden-rod..."
    "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" "Possible he came in through the south entrance."
    "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
    "Control, control! You must learn control!"
    'Put that thing away before you get us all killed!'
    'Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?'
    'Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!'

    The Empire Strikes Back



    "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
    "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
    "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."


    Return of the Jedi


    Han: "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
    Han: "Back door, huh? Good idea!"
    "We have orders to give it only to Jabba."
    C3PO: "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."
    Han :"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
    Emperor: "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
    Leia: "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
    C3PO: "I never knew I had it in me."
    Han: "Short help's better than no help at all."
    Lando: "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
    Luke: "There is good in him, I've felt it."
    C3PO: "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit."
    Jerjerrod: "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can. Darth Vader "Perhaps I can find new ways to motivate them."
    Han :"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping -- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!"
    Lando: "A little higher, just a little higher."


    The Phantom Menace


    Jar Jar: Mesa no watch. Dissen ganna be messy!
    Capt. Panaka: Once we're inside, we shouldn't have a problem.
    Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi.
    Jarr-Jarr: Oo! Icky icky goo!
    Battle Droid: Roger Roger!
    Obi-wan: You were right about one thing, master, the negotiations were short. Yoda: How feel you?
    Qui-Gon: Get down!
    Jar Jar: Whoo, boy! This is tense!
    Obi-Wan: Anakin and I can handle this.
    Shmi: It is time for you to let go.
    Pod Racer Announcer: Amazing... a controlled thrust and he's back on course!
    Capt. Panaka:You can't take Her Royal Highness there!
    Jar Jar: Oie boie...mesa comen. Mesa comen!
    Oom-9: If they're down here, sir, we'll find them


    Attack of the Clones


    Captain Typho: You did your duty - Cordé did hers. Now come.
    Jar Jar: ...and this, I take it, is your apprentice... Noooooooo! Annie? Noooooooo! Little bitty Annie? Noooooooo! Yousa so biggen! Yiyiyiyyi! Annie!! Padmé: Annie? My goodness, you've grown.
    Mace Windu: The prophecy is coming true, the Dark Side is growing.
    Anakin: I don't like just waiting here for something to happen to her. Obi-Wan: What took you so long?
    Lama Su: Magnificent, aren't they?
    Anakin: Let me help you with that.
    Obi-Wan: Take the one the right. I'll take the one on the left.
    Obi-Wan: She seems to be on top of things.
    C-3PO: Artoo, what are you doing here? Wait! No! How dare you! You're pulling too hard.
    Obi-Wan: Anakin and I can handle this.
    Yoda: Handle that, your Padawan will.
    Obi-Wan: Anakin! How many times have I told you to stay away from the power couplings! Slow down! Don't go through there!
    Obi-Wan: Here. Next time try not to lose it.
    Padmé: I'm sorry, Anakin. It's impossible to deny you've... ...that you've grown up.
    Padmé: Don't try to grow up too fast.
    Anakin: I am grown up. You said it yourself.
    Padmé: We went to lightspeed a while ago.
    Padmé: You were dreaming about your mother earlier, weren't you?


    Revenge of the Sith


    Anakin: Don't worry. I'm coming around behind you.
    Anakin: Come on, Master.
    Obi-Wan: ...why am I always the bait?
    Obi-Wan: Get the Chancellor! I'm running out of tricks here.
    Obi-Wan: Anakin, they're all over me!
    Obi-Wan: I'm going down on the deck.
    Obi-Wan: Hurry up! I don't like this!
    Obi-Wan: Stay with me... swing back and right... help me engage.
    Anakin: I'm coming around. I'm coming around on your tail.
    Obi-Wan: These droids are all over me like a rash.
    Obi-Wan: Just keep me steady... hold on... not yet... now break left.
    Obi-Wan: You'll never get through there, Anakin. It's too tight.
    Obi-Wan: Wait... wait... I can't see a thing! My cockpit's fogging. They're all over me, Anakin.
    Obi-Wan: Your idea of safe is not the same as mine.
    Obi-Wan: We'll never get through that. It's too small!
    Obi-Wan: (To Anakin) This time we will do it together.
    Count Dooku: Your moves are clumsy, Kenobi... too predictable. You'll have to do better.
    Anakin: General Grievous... You're shorter than I expected.
    Anakin: (to Obi-Wan) Are you coming, Master?
    Bail Organa: I'll do everything I can with the Senate.
    Mace: I don't think the boy can handle it.
    C-3PO: Oh, it's you, Master Kenobi. Come in, quickly.




    source: Star Wars One Liners - Star Wars Jokes
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    Different... lol.
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    Nilz Defo worth the wait :)

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    Random!!

    Some good ones there though :)
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