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Sex in the Dark!!

Ads Jun 8, 2010

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    Ads License to drive

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    There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
    Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit, so one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic.

    "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

    "I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids."
     
  2. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol.
     
  3. Purple Princess

    Purple Princess Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    Hehe woopsy :p
     
  4. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    haha, brilliant! naughty jokes are still the best, and i'm supposed to be a grown up now.
     
  5. Nilz

    Nilz Defo worth the wait :) Team Ibis TFSI Owners Group quattro Audi A4 S-line owners group saloon Manual

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    Haha, genius!!!
     
  6. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    haa haaa great!
     
  7. luke2702

    luke2702 Member

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    funny.....
     

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