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Sex has gone downhill

MikeSel^ Sep 8, 2009

  1. MikeSel^

    MikeSel^ Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team Navarra TFSI Owners Group Gold Supporter Audi S3 quattro Manual

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    Sex has gone downhill, so i bought the wife a dildo. She said 'It looks like a giant carrot' ......which is ironic as her fanny looks like a donkey yawning
     
  2. pjmspeedy

    pjmspeedy Dude, what's mine say ?

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    That's "Cracking" :laugh:
     
  3. Dazmo

    Dazmo Active Member

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    Fortunatly i dont have these problems.:sex:
     
  4. unkle

    unkle Beer God

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    Audi Hill Assist should help... :)
     
  5. 1wheelonly

    1wheelonly cabriolet VCDS Map User

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    looking at the positions of your smileys, thats more information than we needed lol :whistle2:
     

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