Some feckin chav on a scooter pulls up beside me at the lights. Lights change, suprisingly I'm faster away then a shift nifty Honda Fifty. Chav wobbles and folds my mirror back. Stamp on brakes. Get out of car. Push chav off of ped. Fold mirror back. Leave chav lying in road and drive off. OK, I thought, so it's going to be one of those journeys.... Pulling off the A4 onto the M4 slip road at Junction7 (Slough) Getting up to speed, BMW estate in front off me. Something appears at the back off the BM BANG!!! Piece of 4x2 inxs of 6ft long hits the front of the car, width ways at the front. Majority of it goes under the car but the noise was to great to mean I got away with it scot free. Can't summon up the courage to look at the car until I get to Winchester services. Front Votex lip has been torn off on the OS, all 3 lower grills have been mashed and one of my fog lights isn't working. Guess it could of been worse, could have come through the screen. But right now that feels like it might have been preferable. Looks like my Revo money might have to get diverted.... I'll post some pics when I can face it.