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Scouse Vasectomy

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    Scouse Vasectomy





    After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough,



    As the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong



    enough to nick one, the husband went to his doctor and told him that he



    and his wife didn't want to have any more children.





    The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would



    fix the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go



    home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to



    his ear and count to 10.





    The scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the world,



    but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear is going



    to help me" "Trust me, it will do the job," said the doctor.





    So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the



    can up to his ear and began to count "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point he paused,



    placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his



    other hand...





    The procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, Sunderland, Aberdeen



    and anywhere in Ireland!
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