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Scottish Weddin'

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  1. satanmademedoit

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    Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing
    Jock's forthcoming wedding.

    'Och, it's all going magic,' says Jock.
    'I've got everything organized already, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings,the Minister, even ma stag night.'

    Archie nods approvingly.

    'Hell, I've even bought a kilt to be married in,' continues
    Jock.

    'A kilt?' asks Archie. 'That's braw, you'll look pure smart in
    that.

    What's the tartan?'


    "Och,' says Jock, 'I'd imagine she'll just be in white.'

     
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  3. motorbikez

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    nice one.
     
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    Classy.
     
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    :lmfao:
     

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