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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ads, Apr 12, 2011.

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    I've just worked out that I must have Colombian blood in me. :lmfao:


    (Note - The measurements are in centimeters)..

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    Brilliant! Saw this on Frank Skinner show, and the female equivalent showing breast size.
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    lmfao only you lmfao
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    lol, and theres me thinking you were from China lol!!!!!!
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    :whistle2:
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    Further to mikey's post, where are you from Sarah???

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    Russia matey im pleased to say!!!
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    :hubbahubba: :sign_pics:


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    lol, you nutter! theres been loads of me on here before now as you know!
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    How many guys would actually be honest though!!
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    I reckon the Mexican and the Canadians stand by the US Border with this sign:

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    You know what they say mate - it's not the length - girth FTW! lol
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    Isnt it the ones with less girth that say that to throw others off the scent! (no pun intended)

    Its not all about size!!! Its what you do with it that counts!!!!!!!
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    Yeah whatever, Stumpy!
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    Meh. It's all good :thumbsup:
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    :lmfao:
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    What was it that Mike Reid said....

    Some woman asked him to give her 12 inches and make her bleed.
    So he gave her what he had twice and punched her in the nose.
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    lol
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    Long may he live on in infamy. Brilliant.
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    i dont believe the womans one. most women i know are a d or above.
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    Where the hell do you live - and can I move there?
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    milton keynes and yeh sure mate come on down. U can live in my garage :D bring ur tools muwhaha :eyebrows:

    seriously tho. im more suprised to see smaller boobs around.
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    And how is it that Russian ladies have massive boobs,but the men have small d***s?

    These poor Russian ladies are not getting a fair deal, im off to help them out!!:happy:
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    Big schlongs, small schlongs mean nothing if the women has a hole the size of the tube tunnel.

    Welly, Pop in to La Senza in the summer. What a great site to see.
    I love visting the misses at work. :)
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    A B cup or above is fine. Big waps are great don't get me wrong, but I'd settle for a lovely little arse all day, every day.

    Epic.

    I may just do that - we have a La Senza and an Ann Summers in Cheltenham. I love going into Ann Summers - everyone in the always looks so awkward.

    Last time I was in there with the missus, there was a mum and 16 maybe year old daughter selecting the best dildo for the daughter! I couldn't believe it.

    One way to avoid teenage pregnancy I guess....
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    The age old saying, any thing more than a hand full is a waste. Which is true but at the same time, I like the chest of women to look like a womens chest, not a small boy.

    A nice firm rump and legs, Need some nice legs to point to heaven.

    Some of the underwear the young girls buy in the misses shop is shocking. The girls never use to wear that sort of thing when I was a teenager.

    She fitted a bra to a 15/16 year old and it was something like a 32 E or something.
    I bet shes popular at school.
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    A novel approach!

    As for big boobs, i'm with Welly. I don't like them too big. I'm a legs man though. A girl with a good set of legs is a winner always (usually anyway).
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    NEVER let her hear you say that, ha!
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    At school?! I bet she's bloody popular EVERYWHERE! lol

    Jesus wept, when I was at school, thong was a word that made everyone giggle, and about 2 out of the 200 girls had waps that were even worth acknowledging.

    What happened? I blame 14/15 year old girls going on the pill. Then by 16, BOOM, Houston, we have fun bumps.
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    Yeah, we have a forum grass amongst us somewhere, which is why I never post up pictures that are too raunchy....

    I will find him.... :ninja:
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    I do regularly comment on it! I would have hoped she got the hint and did something about it!
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    Yup.
    All the birds was worth looking at back in school are now fat with ugly kids and all the ones that was not worth checking out are now amazing, with kids. lol
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    Hmmmm, I must admit I tell my missus at least three times a week how much I love her bum :)
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    Fair point! Mine told me a while back that I was getting a belly so I did something about it. Started cycling a lot more and all is good now :)

    i'm lucky, my wife is quite small, even after 1 kid, and I think she always will be. I knew I married her for something....it definitely wasn't sex. lol
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    The excellent food preparation?
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    That was it! Most definitely. And the fact that I was a kept man for years while I finished uni, it was great. She always loaded my account with money. Now we both work we're poorer than before, but i think having a daughter has caused that.
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    "Anything more than a handful is a waste" is so far from the mark its unreal!
    If I find that a boob is bigger than what my hand can hold I just use both hands*.













    *and my mouth if there's still a bit left over. :yum:
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    Im not so lucky my wife needs to get to the gym! Sex can be great....or non existent. Its all or bloody nothing these days! 5 times one week once the next.

    How is a man supposed to know where he stands!!
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    If in doubt - pop down the local red light district.... lol.

    They're funny blokes these women...
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