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Saturday mornings............

symun Jul 30, 2011

  1. symun

    symun Member

    Its the weekend, so what. Woke up in a good mood, then looked at time its half six, cant break body clock for one day.
    As i'm older i needed to pee, tried keeping my eyes half closed to simulate it being dark, didnt work.
    Got back to sleep eventually, not helped by mrs teeth grinding snore machine laying next to me.
    At the back of my mind i know if i get up then the dog will **** me off no end and the kids will suddenly forget how to feed themselves.
    Then in my half asleep state i hear the pounding foot steps of the dog running up the stairs, that means the youngest is up and has forgotten to close the gate at the bottom of the stairs.
    Woohoo my dog licking his **** on my bed, at least its twenty past nine.
    Next enters my middle daughter, white as a sheet and wearing a hoodie, starts crying to my missus, my stomach hurts.
    The joys of womens problems...........out of bed i jump, dressed in under a minute and planning my morning of how to get out of this house and away from these freaks.
    Faint memory approaches, car show in Days Ford dealers down the road, i know i can take the dog down there.
    In comes the youngest, i want to go over the park.
    In the meantime my missus had asked my eldest to get one of those beanbag things for the middle ones stomach.
    The eldest comes up and throws the beanbag at my missus in a humph as she isnt getting all the attention.
    The last straw, calmed down a bit now.
    So how was your wake this morning.
  2. gary3306

    gary3306 Active Member

    Well my mrs is down south for a few days seeing the granddaughter, both my daughters who are still at home stayed at their respective boyfriends last night. So i've had the place to myself and got up at 10 o'clock :cool:
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    Reading that sentence alone will brighten up anyone's saturday. :lmfao:
  4. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

    Woken at 5 by cat chasing a little mouse she caught around my shoes on the landing. Finally found little mouse IN my shoe.

    Unable to get back to sleep, tried really hard, but hey ho.

    Went to local park and took part in 5k run.

    Now home for brekkie, will watch F1 and then have a kip before going on the razz tonight.
  5. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

    Took a lump hammer to a crate which tiles came in,managed to knock one end off of it and it landed right on my big toe......which was nice.
  6. symun

    symun Member

    Had a great day down mumbles with the kids, free parking as all the machines were bust.
    On the way back i am travelling down a short village road, my side of the road clear with parked cars on the right hand side.
    Spot a light blue polo bombing my way from the opposite direction, instead of pulling in he decided to go faster towards me, i had no where to pull in.
    When he got to my car our wing mirrors touched, i let him know that i thought his speed a little excessive (not that polite) to which he replied, you should have pulled in for me you minge bag, i pull away and our cars touch again, i slam on and go to take of my seat belt. My missus goes nuts at this point and grabs my belt and wont let go, the kid was out of his car and now by my door.
    Managed to wrangle the belt off my missus and got out, i am only six foot but i towered over this kid so all his mates decide to get out.
    He points to the damage on his car, a slight black scuff on his wheel arch, was just polish as i did mine thursday with black polish......the rest is a blur......with me basically telling him he was lucky my kids were in the car or i would have smashed the little twat and all his mates.
    Jumped up little ****.
    Completely ruined what had turned out to be a good day, i am angry with myself now for letting myself get so angry in the first place.
    No significant damage to either car, just a stubborn little ***** who probably only just passed his test and thinks he knows better.
    Thinking about it i am lucky my wife and kids were in the car as i would be looking at a stretch at her majestys pleasure.
  7. StateOfPlay

    StateOfPlay Well-Known Member

    Hmmmmm road rage huh, difficult, lucky though, he could have been a nutter.

    You are still alive, your family are fine, have a cold beer and relax. It's only a car.
  8. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

    Thats wise advice,Kenneth Noye was not very tall
  9. Sock

    Sock Shark in a Goldfishes clothing

    Woken up at 5am by the alarm so time to get up for work!

    Get to work, get told there was an accident at work Friday evening where a young girls hand was punctured by a bottle hopper and the fire brigade had to cut it out, so much for the Friday morning safety brief !

    Start fixing all the errors from the week and trying to get all the stock out as it is month end, then get home and things get better as I have my daughter for the afternoon :)

    Oh, and it all started again this morning at 5am......

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