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Sarah's A3 - Man or Woman?

NHN Jul 2, 2010

  1. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Oh no, I agree...the going up at 10ish is when I finally drag her upstairs after all the other excuses have been and gone. Ha. Like I said...who needs her! Pornin as you call it works wonders, hahahaha
     
  2. Ads

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    i'll bring the Lithuanian and you bring the Pole! (nationality, not the long round bit of metal... although one of those could come in handy too! :eyebrows:)
     
  3. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    In my head, all lithuanian and polish girls are professional pole dancers, so i'll bring a metal one with me! :)

    Europeans FTW!!
     
  4. 1wheelonly

    1wheelonly cabriolet VCDS Map User

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    I too was at inters and met Sarah !!! I can 100% confirm she is all woman !!! Well , her chest was anyway, didn't manage to catch the rest of her !!! But hey that's good enough in my book !!! Lmfao. Joking aside, I met her and hubby and they were a pleasure to meet, lovely couple and he's a very lucky guy !!!!
     
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    And the best thing is that they can't speak english properly so you don't even have to talk to them before, during, or after!!
    RE-'effing-SULT!!!
     
  6. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Surely during sex there isn't time for chat! I don't think I could even manage a word! "hel..." Oh, i'm done! That was fast.

    Back on topic...PICTURES SARAH hahaha. You have obviously bribed all these dudes on here to pretend they've met you!
     
  7. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    lol what a pair you twos are!!!! maybe thats where you are going wrong!!! too much talking!!!!! the only sounds should be the moans of pleasure haa haaa :whip:
     
  8. Ads

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    I make you right. She 'thanked' someone a minute ago and I posted the request 10 mins ago, so she's still here. Just choosing not to respond. Suspect. Very suspect indeed! :detective2:
     
  9. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    I'm getting a good picture of you now Barry..or should that be speedy Barry lol No wonder she makes excuses lol!! blink and its over!!! wheres the all night long fun!!!!!

    Yeh it cost me a fortune with bribes lol
     
  10. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    But in reality it's the moans of a wife that I get. "oh husband...do we have to go to your parents for dinner tomorrow?" wrong kind of moaning in my eyes...hence why i liked your idea of head buried in pillow, haha! Muffled moaning is ok to deal with.
     
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    Surely the odd "who's is it" is allowed??? :think:
     
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    ....or "get off you fat cow, i've got cramp".
     
  13. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I just did a proper lol again!

    It does my head in that during sex...actually, i'll stop that story, it may get me banned. Must remember that this is a car site, not sex help site, ha!
     
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    Speaking of "who's is it"..... I remember once during sex the girl said "who's is it".
    I couldn't work out if she was asking who's her's is... or who's mine is...... so I said "ours??" :faint:
    I couldn't concentrate on the job after that.
     
  15. Ads

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    Come on, spill the beans.......
     
  16. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    that all he can think about is why is she just lying there !!! lol (sorry i'll get my coat!)
     
  17. crazy88

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    if only she just did lay there...instead she wriggles and keeps telling me i got the wrong hole! No I effin didn't, i chose to try that one! :D

    And Aythreeee, you have a PM

    Stop taking us off topic though sarah, and get a pic up! lol
     
  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    haa haa you 2 are much more interesting and funny!
     
  19. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Well, yes we are aren't we! We lighten up any situation. Just a shame my mrs laughs at me, and not with me. I didn't get the nickname 'small tall paul' for no reason!
     
  20. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    Aw! chin up mate! Its quality not quantity apparently!!

    Anyway, its Barry!
     
  21. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I disagree whole heartedly...it's quantity not quality for a guy. We can close our eyes and pretend it's good every night of the week! haha

    and thanks for reminding me of the nickname, haha!
     
  22. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    I did sneek the 'apparently' in lol
     
  23. crazy88

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    You did indeed! It seems that both cannot exist in the smae relationship though. Perhaps this is why people go swinging? hmmmm
     
  24. smudge_don

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    :lmfao:
     
  25. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    lol, first Aythreee now your off swinging lol!!!
     
  26. crazy88

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    Yeah, we discussed it...it'd never work out, so we decided to be in an open relationship! haha.
     
  27. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    well hes fixed up with the guy from the gym anyway haa haa
     
  28. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    Shame you didnt make it there P, maybe AITP????? Wanna see those alloys!
     
  29. Oranoco

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    Wow, what an epic random thread :lmfao:

    Have to make time for the love. Things have slowed up a bit now with the new lady and we've fallen back to three or four times a night. It's quite bizarre after my ex as I had to poke her in the eye to make sure she was still alive. Think I'd have done better lying on her and screwing the bed:lmfao: instead.

    I used to be into necrophillia but some c*nt split on me
     
  30. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    I was at GTI Inters too, and I can confirm NHN is a GIRL! :laugh:
     
  31. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Oh, and Sarah just looks like the small sig pic in real life. :)
     
  32. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    And one last bit of randomness, Brazil are ****!
     
  33. PaulAr

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    Was at Inters.
    Parked up apposite ASN pitch as it happens.

    Wore my mankini, NHN stood me up.:crying:
     
  34. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    dont feel sad! He was suitably entertained on the floor lol
     
  35. paddy

    paddy Audi=No fault code, no idea Team Ibis Audi S3 Black Edition DSG

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    I might put in a appearance if demand is high enough :lmfao:
     
  36. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    You had better!!! Wanna pinch your steering wheel lol (Oh did i type that!!!!)
     
  37. NHN

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    Abracadabra, oh look hole in my back yard

    Feck me, I'd have missed my little ones birth to see that picture dude, that would have been a life entertaining sight for sure pmsl

    It was bloody hot, so I was taking advantage of the shade area created by your frontage pmsl
     
  38. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Moderator

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    haa haa any time! :moa:
     
  39. NHN

    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    Anytime, just gonna make a note of that lol
     
  40. Watty

    Watty ..... (_!_) Sarah's A3s #1 Fan

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    Sarah is most deffo a ........................ w o m a n....
    Although she does ask me to, oh never mind, you don't want to hear about that.
    And I'll see if I can dig out a 'moderate' photo to put up to show those that didn't see us at Inters in June.
     

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