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  1. treblesykes

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    I was feeling a bit depressed the other day, so I called the Samaritans.

    I was put through to their call center in Pakistan.

    I explained that I was feeling suicidal.

    They were very excited at this news and wanted to know if I could drive a truck or fly an aeroplane.
     
  2. motorbikez

    motorbikez Active Member

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    tut tut tut, the pc brigade will be after you now even though you are suffering from depression.
     
  3. james0808

    james0808 Active Member

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  4. TDI-line

    TDI-line Uber Post Whore Team Floret Silver quattro Audi A3 Black Edition TDi

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    Sick.
     
  5. magnus911

    magnus911 R8GGA

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    i find that offensive.
     
  6. magnus911

    magnus911 R8GGA

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    not really
     
  7. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator Team V8 Audi S5 s tronic

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    So if your from Pakistan you must be a terrorist....is that what your saying?
     
  8. treblesykes

    treblesykes Member

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    Its a joke dumb ass, chill out
     
  9. Caesium

    Caesium My BM is fixed! VCDS Map User

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    Not must, just might be.
    If not maybe he could be an identity thief?
     
  10. magnus911

    magnus911 R8GGA

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    Only if you're depressed as well...
     

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