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sack the secretary

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by imported_disley, Jun 21, 2005.

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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.



    I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me.



    As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any "Happy Birthday". I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.



    The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I



    left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent.



    As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,



    Boss, Happy Birthday".



    And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."



    I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"



    We went to lunch, we didn't go where we normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.



    On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"



    I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."



    After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom." "Sure!" I excitedly replied.



    She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...



    followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday!



    And I just sat there...



    on the couch...



    naked.
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    haha very good , thats classic style
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Is this a true story Disley?? /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/cry.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    old joke but still funny /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
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    [Jun 21, 2005]
    Class /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/ok.gif
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    HAHAHHA brilliant! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/bravo.gif
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    Poor bloke, even had his birthday suit on. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh_2.gif
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