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S3 vs Z4 3.0 (yes another one :) )

1animal1 Jun 7, 2010

  1. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    You're going out for Thai Boys!
     
  2. Matt82

    Matt82 Active Member

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    right. sorry to jump into this thread late

    what was quicker/quacker, the duck, the diesel or the s3?
     
  3. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol.

    edit! LOL don't type in Thai boys into Google!
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I'll get my coat.... The opportunity passed me by.... :(
     
  5. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm, if I do such things, it's normally on customer's computers, never my own..... LOL.
     
  6. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    I'm going to use that quote out of context as much as possible.
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :thumbsup:
     
  8. 1animal1

    1animal1 The Clar!! it mouves!!! VCDS Map User

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    thank god for 'in private' browsing mate...you never have to own up to it ever again :)
     
  9. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol, I do always wonder when I see that advert for the guy "buying his wife a gift" if he's actually just looking at porn!!!
     
  10. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Personally I think it's better if you leave loads of evidence on your browser because then its hinting at your mrs that she's not putting out enough :sex:
     
  11. S3 Rav

    S3 Rav Well-Known Member

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    Lol alot changes in a couple of weeks away from as.net doesn't it!!
     
  12. finesse

    finesse Active Member

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    what's going on in this thread....
     
  13. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    This is a typical ASN thread nowadays! Either myself, Welly, Tim, or JD go off down some obscure path and this is what happens. Whoops!
     
  14. crazy88

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    The threads are amazing here! I don't even have an A3 but find myself checking the A3 forum more than anything else as they're so funny!

    And as for the IE advert, it always amazes me that they managed to create another scenario when inprivate browsing works...albeit a completely fake one. Who the hell would ever buy his wife a ring? What a loser

    Oh, and Westle...I like that idea! I might just leave numerous porn clues around the house, see how it works!
     
  15. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Haa haaa thats why its called 'Bobbin for Gold' such a funny thread!

    Oh and dont taint all females the same lol We aint!
     
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  16. unkle

    unkle Beer God

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    FACT: Women are mental and like shiny things.

    :):):):)
     
  17. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    hahaha, i've never heard it being called that before, brilliant!

    And i'll taint all females with the experiences I have known....so I stand by my original statement until proved otherwise wrong! :beee:
     
  18. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, ure statement was ok from what I remember! Women , cars and hot! lol
     
  19. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Shiney haa haa haa haa you mean that gold again! The only shiney I like is the finish I get on my car! lol

    Mental, maybe a few, depends who they are with :uhm:
     
  20. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    Well, it's a fact! Women who like cars are hot! So congratulations Sarah! :yahoo:
     
  21. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    So you also think that of the lady on the car bonnet too eh! Just a shame her bikini didnt colour match! lol
     
  22. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    She was no woman, she was a house!
     
  23. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    Awww! poor girl!
     
  24. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    He clearly is, he even looks like your typical porn guru....

    He probably runs a sex line and has the name 'Pamela' on the weekends....

    :lmfao:

    I agree, we should migrate to the 'General Chat' section - since we rarely talk about issues with motors these days..... LOL.

    Scratch that, this is by FAR my favourite section of the forum.... Cos you lot make my day these days. I find myself doing less and less work on a daily basis. :thumbsup:

    Yes, and Yes. No disagreements here....

    This is soooooooo true. My missus doesn't know a gearbox from a jukebox, and that makes me sad :(
     
  25. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hippo-crocco-pig...... Or swamp donkey. Whichever you prefer.
     
  26. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol, so not your Friday night entertainment then lol! Even wearing your goggles!!!!!
     
  27. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Not even vodka goggles could fix that, lets be fair. Alcohol goggles only go so far.

    Reminds me a bit of Shallow Hal.... :lmfao:
     
  28. crazy88

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    I think swamp-donkey is a great name! And i know how you feel Welly...my significant other tells me about cars by colour first :( Example...

    "OOh, my mate Helen has just bought such a nice car"
    "Really darling, what kind of car is it?"
    "Blue with comfy seats"

    AMAZING

    And recently she went to London for work, so they hired a car. I was impressed when she told me it was a Range Rover Sport (progression I thought from the usual where I just get a colour). However, I was so deflated when she told me she had the opportunity to drive it, but declined as it "was a bit big".

    What a 'tard!
     
  29. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    :lmfao:
     
  30. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    :lmfao:

    What did she get instead? A pink Suzuki Jimny? Thats what my missus wants.

    Why, god knows. Typical leggy blonde - bless her! (present company excluded)
     
  31. crazy88

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    Really? ha! How can girls just not get the way cars work? I think girls are actually very similar to boy racers...stickers, nice seats and colours make a car better in a girls eyes, just like chav's.

    Sarah...how the hell are you different? Fancy coming and giving my wife a good slap to get her in to shape?
     
  32. Sarah's A3

    Sarah's A3 MODERATOR V6 S3 Hybrid Staff Member Moderator

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    lol everyone says im unique, not overly sure about that lol.(maybe just a bit older n wiser) I just love alot the same as guys (cars, footie, sport, drinking....;-) ) haa haa and hate alot of what women like (shopping, gossip etc) its a waste of time, my times best spent doing far far better things lol.

    Yeh, I'll show her the way lol but some cases are lost ones lol
     
  33. Gops

    Gops Badger 5 Edition VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Audi S3

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    Lol isnt that the one with the two rhino's at the back humping?
     
  34. ALPINE

    ALPINE Yes its diesel, now cry u lost

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    funny thread, funny funny thread!
     

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