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S3 vs Z4 3.0 (yes another one :) )

1animal1 Jun 7, 2010

  1. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Share please :friends:
     
  2. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    And I estimate that 85% of southern women fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

    LOL, I shouldn't be saying this really, I expect I'll be getting married up soon.
     
  3. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol.
     
  4. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Dude, how is this hot?

    [​IMG]
     
  5. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    No far from it. The problem is they are so fit that they can hold out for someone minted! My fake breitling watch just doesn't cut it anymore, these girls are getting clever and can spot a fake a mile away :banghead:
     
  6. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I shall forward the message on to both of you....
     
  7. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    Hmmmm, this is true in some places I agree. Cheltenham is full of stuck up women on a Saturday night out. :(
     
  8. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    :hubbahubba:

    Oh thanks...everyone in the office thinks i'm a sick perv now, who gets kicks from HUGE women sprawled across the bonnets of ugly subaru's. Anyway, she's not a real car fan, if she was she's wear a matching blue bikini. Therefore my theroy still stands!
     
  9. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You obviously have no idea how hard it is to get a bikini in the size 'Marquee'. You have to take what colour you can get dude!
     
  10. JD09

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    Must. . .not. . .insult. . .Welly.
     
  11. crazy88

    crazy88 Loving the anonymity

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    I am still laughing welly, brilliant story and brilliant thread. Sod the Z4, they're poo cars anyway :p
     
  12. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    You know you want to...... LOL.

    Anyway, I'm off for a meeting. I will be back to do some more of not a lot later.... :thumbsup:
     
  13. 1animal1

    1animal1 The Clar!! it mouves!!! VCDS Map User

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    look at this way chaps....a fancy car helps weed out these very attractive shallow women that will move over to the next chap in a blink ;)

    that said what the hell is that to the left of the 'said' slapper :)
     
  14. mk1chopper

    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    There was a sketch on sniff petrol that went a long the lines of:

    Im upper class and drive a jag thats been handed down through the family for the past 40 years,

    Im middle class and i drive a ford mondeo that I own out right

    Im lower class and drive an M3 that i've got on finance that i cant attually afford.
     
  15. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    That's superb. I think I might ad that to my signature :thumbsup:
     
  16. sportstractor

    sportstractor Chugger

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    LOL, its alright, we were all thinking the same.
     
  17. sportstractor

    sportstractor Chugger

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    She looks like she has had more cocks than john waynes rifle
     
  18. Westy

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    Or more cocks than Mernard Mathews!

    And for the record I'd like to add mine to her collection :sex:
     
  19. crazy88

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    And mine! (lets just hope my wife never reads the audi forum :blahblah1::blahblah1:
     
  20. 1animal1

    1animal1 The Clar!! it mouves!!! VCDS Map User

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    can someone please tell me what the feck is that stood next to her!!!

    ive been game hunting before but i would have to question whether i would waste my shells if i saw that come out of the kennel
     
  21. crazy88

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    hahahahaah. Surely she's the most common slag there is...blonde hair, nice body and awful face. I revert myself back to the poll: http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showth...-face-or-beautiful-body&p=1005095#post1005095

    I stated body and I stand by that decision! Afterall, it's what brown bags were actually designed for...need I say anymore!

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  22. Westy

    Westy Well-Known Member

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    Tim sometimes you have to take one for the team. There's a lot worse than her about!
     
  23. mk1chopper

    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    you dont look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire
     
  24. Mr.G

    Mr.G Well-Known Member Team Sepang Audi S3

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    You have a fake Breitling?

    Welly where's my PM ;)

    G
     
  25. crazy88

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    This any better 1animal1? For all you now know, she's a slamming hottie under that brown bag! I personally think she has a nice smile.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Chatting tother day with one such type, he was showing me off his 09 tuned S3 8P in white with black rims etc etc...what he didnt tell me but i know from his work partner...

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    no girlfriend
    lives with mummy
    car costs £500/month on the finance alone
    cant really afford to run it

    need i say more?
     
  27. mk1chopper

    mk1chopper Missing the S3

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    lol shes a BOBFOC:

    Body of baywatch face of crimewatch

    Still, out of my league
     
    Last edited: Jun 8, 2010
  28. JD09

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    Fella, I live in footballer city. Meaning every young twat around here drives daddy's range rover. Now I can't talk, because I drive daddy's R8 from time to time. But I also own an 8K car out right, work during the week and weekend and pay my own way.

    But I know exactly the type of person you mean.
     
  29. 1animal1

    1animal1 The Clar!! it mouves!!! VCDS Map User

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    mmmm now thats better...she's defo gonna feature in my next mind movie...... :)
     
  30. JD09

    JD09 I'm not modding, I'm improving VCDS Map User

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    Lol.

    That girl is actually OK looks wise. From the right angle. i.e. behind.
     
  31. Westy

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    Yes mate from a Turkish market stall :icon_thumright: The real thing would be about £5K!
     
  32. crazy88

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    Who gives a **** if it's your daddies or not...I am your new best friend. Fancy a drive later in it? haha!

    And i'd agree that the best view of the girl is from behind...that's a common theme I've found. Best way to watch footy too. Donkey Punch FTW
     
  33. Essflee

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    I don't know, looks some kind of wookie or something, maybe "Cousin It" actually...
     
  34. Gops

    Gops Badger 5 Edition VCDS Map User Gold Supporter Audi S3

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    Lol, you lot should come down to the halls i stay at in kingston.. Quote from a girl coming from back from a night out.. "I cant be bothered to walk to my room, can i stay in yours instead?" When her room was only 30 or so yards away! But its funny how this thread went from z4's to women..
     
  35. Westy

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    I had a night out in a student union bar in Kingston about 6 years ago when a mate was at uni there. It was pretty poor back then :banghead:
     
  36. crazy88

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    I'll be there in an hour mate!! Sounds like the perfect girl to me!
     
  37. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    The bird on the left in the photo is what I like to call a 'Butterface'.

    I like everything, but her face.

    Drum roll please.....
     
  38. Welly

    Welly VX220 SC Driver :)

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    I am back from my very boring meeting now..... I shall forward on.
     
  39. JD09

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    :applaus:
     
  40. crazy88

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    Never heard that before. Might try call my mrs that tonight, see how many black eyes I get...surely the maximum i can get is two?
     

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