Jun 7, 2010
And I estimate that 85% of southern women fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
LOL, I shouldn't be saying this really, I expect I'll be getting married up soon.
Dude, how is this hot?
No far from it. The problem is they are so fit that they can hold out for someone minted! My fake breitling watch just doesn't cut it anymore, these girls are getting clever and can spot a fake a mile away
I shall forward the message on to both of you....
Hmmmm, this is true in some places I agree. Cheltenham is full of stuck up women on a Saturday night out.
Oh thanks...everyone in the office thinks i'm a sick perv now, who gets kicks from HUGE women sprawled across the bonnets of ugly subaru's. Anyway, she's not a real car fan, if she was she's wear a matching blue bikini. Therefore my theroy still stands!
You obviously have no idea how hard it is to get a bikini in the size 'Marquee'. You have to take what colour you can get dude!
Must. . .not. . .insult. . .Welly.
I am still laughing welly, brilliant story and brilliant thread. Sod the Z4, they're poo cars anyway
You know you want to...... LOL.
Anyway, I'm off for a meeting. I will be back to do some more of not a lot later.... :thumbsup:
look at this way chaps....a fancy car helps weed out these very attractive shallow women that will move over to the next chap in a blink
that said what the hell is that to the left of the 'said' slapper
There was a sketch on sniff petrol that went a long the lines of:
Im upper class and drive a jag thats been handed down through the family for the past 40 years,
Im middle class and i drive a ford mondeo that I own out right
Im lower class and drive an M3 that i've got on finance that i cant attually afford.
That's superb. I think I might ad that to my signature :thumbsup:
LOL, its alright, we were all thinking the same.
She looks like she has had more cocks than john waynes rifle
Or more cocks than Mernard Mathews!
And for the record I'd like to add mine to her collection
And mine! (lets just hope my wife never reads the audi forum
can someone please tell me what the feck is that stood next to her!!!
ive been game hunting before but i would have to question whether i would waste my shells if i saw that come out of the kennel
hahahahaah. Surely she's the most common slag there is...blonde hair, nice body and awful face. I revert myself back to the poll: http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showth...-face-or-beautiful-body&p=1005095#post1005095
I stated body and I stand by that decision! Afterall, it's what brown bags were actually designed for...need I say anymore!
Tim sometimes you have to take one for the team. There's a lot worse than her about!
you dont look at the mantle peice when your poking the fire
You have a fake Breitling?
Welly where's my PM
This any better 1animal1? For all you now know, she's a slamming hottie under that brown bag! I personally think she has a nice smile.
Chatting tother day with one such type, he was showing me off his 09 tuned S3 8P in white with black rims etc etc...what he didnt tell me but i know from his work partner...
lives with mummy
car costs £500/month on the finance alone
cant really afford to run it
need i say more?
lol shes a BOBFOC:
Body of baywatch face of crimewatch
Still, out of my league
Fella, I live in footballer city. Meaning every young twat around here drives daddy's range rover. Now I can't talk, because I drive daddy's R8 from time to time. But I also own an 8K car out right, work during the week and weekend and pay my own way.
But I know exactly the type of person you mean.
mmmm now thats better...she's defo gonna feature in my next mind movie......
That girl is actually OK looks wise. From the right angle. i.e. behind.
Yes mate from a Turkish market stall :icon_thumright: The real thing would be about £5K!
Who gives a **** if it's your daddies or not...I am your new best friend. Fancy a drive later in it? haha!
And i'd agree that the best view of the girl is from behind...that's a common theme I've found. Best way to watch footy too. Donkey Punch FTW
I don't know, looks some kind of wookie or something, maybe "Cousin It" actually...
Lol, you lot should come down to the halls i stay at in kingston.. Quote from a girl coming from back from a night out.. "I cant be bothered to walk to my room, can i stay in yours instead?" When her room was only 30 or so yards away! But its funny how this thread went from z4's to women..
I had a night out in a student union bar in Kingston about 6 years ago when a mate was at uni there. It was pretty poor back then
I'll be there in an hour mate!! Sounds like the perfect girl to me!
The bird on the left in the photo is what I like to call a 'Butterface'.
I like everything, but her face.
Drum roll please.....
I am back from my very boring meeting now..... I shall forward on.
Never heard that before. Might try call my mrs that tonight, see how many black eyes I get...surely the maximum i can get is two?
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