Feb 25, 2013
Ya duuurty old man!
From the tender age of sixteen Catnip, I spent 3-years of drawing, painting, and sculpting the naked female form developing my skills of observation; so no apologies - it's all in the mind...
You'll need to access the USB port behind the left-ear Mark; a 4GB USB stick should do it...
Getting worried about Sunday now....you all gonna turn up in ya trench coats and no clothing underneath!
Just had a thought...imagine all the Shell V-Power that's gonna be consumed on Sunday!, I bet Shell are rubbing their greasy little mitts!
ps...45bvtc, this post does not give you permission to bombard us with the chemical make up's of different fuels and V-Power versus supermarket petrol! etc etc....lol
John, hope you have decent batteries, i don't fancy watching where you stick the charger
In my world we have a saying, perception is projection. Or in other words what you see in others is really all yours....
Good evening Ladies...
Hope your all well? Been away for a week and I see the banter on here just keeps going
Waiting for some details but hope to see you soon and escape for the day!
Like any Shell or other 98ron emporium near a track day, at Hullavington the young lad behind the counter actually chuckled and said "back again?" on my third visit of the day...and that was reasonable with the Evo (avg 4mpg on track I used to have to take a 20 litre jerry can with me to get through to lunchtime.
Back on line! Thought I had been banned for some reason, anyone else had problems getting the forum today? Nearly had a moment when I thought I wasn't going to be able to attend!
Fab hope you make it, be good to meet you. Now where were we, oh yes banter....
Relating to earlier banter (see earlier in the thread for details) you're possible attendance now entitles you to your photobucket lookie likeee and frankly it's a shocker.
CarrG - after staining his seat, the least the Master Tech could do was offer to smash his shaft too:
Having experienced you at close proximity recently, to close to fa*t even, I do not want to visualise you in a trenchcoat with nowt underneath, thankyou!
Ah P_G you also need a photobucket lookie likey so we know what you look like on Sunday, lets see what we can do:
P_G got sloshed and ended up with his face in a massive oily bush...again!
Oh $hite Ibiza 2008......thought that pic had vanished!
The Tech is still in my cellar!
All day long P_G; even some of my 'bum-tistic' picures have gone missing: I think catnip's pinched em to line his kitty tray...
Excellent, I hope you've gone all Deliverance on him! "You sure got a pretty mouth, boy. I bet you can squeal. I bet you can squeal like a Brembo."
**** that, looks nowt like me!
More like it!
Well that's me told!
...I meant you in a trench coat ya mucky bugger! lol
and I did fart!
Yes indeed, you get back in your box...I mean (flasher) mac....no I mean mean box...
Yupp I got a flashy mac!
Love it, can you give him some 'tips' on how to use the forum so he doesn't think he's been banned again!
Ah hem , Robbie & chaps, are you aware of this insolence elsewhere on ASN! On this thread:
Please respond in suitably, unprovoked North Korean fashion!!
Look at his avatar!
What car do you reckon he drives?
Tdi with RS3 bodykit?
I even cleaned these pipes to celebrate, any excuse to post a picture, already filthy again.
Pity they won't stay clean for longer than 5 minutes, it's going to be tipping it on Sunday!
ha ha ha ha ha ha
I'll do the jokes ya bawbag....... Now this is a set 'O pipes'
Just picked the RS3 up from N8......... You didn't think I was turning up on Sunday without it being fully detailed...........
What an amazing job they done........ highly recommended, I know it will be black by the end of the weekend but it's worth it. The car wasn't in this condition when I picked it up from Audi! Delighted everyone's stuck to the plan, could be as many as 15 RS3's coming........
See you all on Sunday
Car is looking fantastic Robbie. Nathan has done a great job on it. Enjoy the meet, look forward to hearing all about it. x
Too posh to wash your own car then eh Robbie, didn't have you down as that type
no no no, just rubbish at it...... there's washed and there's detailed two very different animals. The engine bay's a masterpiece
this car's done 8000+ miles...... birthday gift from my wife, I'm very happy
Show ya mine on Sunday, Robbie!
And Nathan (or anyone else) aint been there... Just me!
PS: my birthday's on the 22nd of this month, and it'll be spent 'IN' the car (travelling to a provider of excellent food (the Stagg Inn at Titley, most likely) and not 'ON' the car...
Be washing it (again) most likely on the following Tuesday...
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