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Ron Smith.....

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Aug 15, 2009.

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    [Aug 15, 2009]
    started the day early having set his

    alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.

    While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA )

    He shaved with his

    electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG ).

    He put on a

    dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA ),

    designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE )

    and

    tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA )

    After cooking his breakfast in his new

    electric grill (MADE IN INDIA )

    he sat down with his

    calculator (MADE IN MEXICO )

    to see how much he could spend today. After setting his

    watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )

    to the radio (MADE IN INDIA )

    he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY )

    filled it with PETROL (from Saudi Arabia )

    and continued his search

    for a good paying BRITISH JOB.

    At the end

    of yet another discouraging

    and fruitless day

    checking his

    Computer (Made In Malaysia ),

    Ron decided to relax for a while.

    He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL )

    poured himself a glass of

    wine (MADE IN FRANCE )

    and turned on his

    TV (MADE IN INDONESIA ),

    and then wondered

    why he can't find

    a good paying job

    in BRITAIN .....
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    [Aug 16, 2009]
    this area is for jokes, can somebody please report this thread to a MOD to be moved :)
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    [Aug 16, 2009]
    I'll inform one straight away ;)
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    [Aug 16, 2009]
    LOL so so true!
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