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ROBOT FOR SALE !!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by miw615, Aug 6, 2013.

  1. miw615

    miw615 Member

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    FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT
    > >>>THAT SLAPS PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE
    > >>>
    > >>>He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
    > >>>The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
    > >>>The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
    > >>>The robot slaps the son.
    > >>>The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching
    > >>>movies."
    > >>>Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    > >>>Son says, "Toy Story."
    > >>>The robot slaps the son.
    > >>>Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
    > >>>Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn
    > >>>was."
    > >>>The robot slaps the father.
    > >>>Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
    > >>>The robot slaps the mother.
    > >>>
    > >>>Robot for sale.


     
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  3. NHN

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    LMAO that's a good one lmao.
     
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    I busted out laughing!
     

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