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RICH WIDOW SEEKING MAN

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    [Apr 14, 2012]
    RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE WITH THE FOLLOWING QUALIFICATIONS:

    1. WON'T BEAT ME UP

    2. WON'T RUN AWAY
    ...
    3. HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED

    For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail...all to no avail. None of the men seemed to meet her qualifications.

    Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man, with no arms and no legs, lying on the welcome mat. Perplexed, she asked, "Who are you and what do you
    want?"

    "Hi," said the man "Your search
    is over, for I am the man of your dreams. I've got no arms, so I can't beat you up and I've got no legs, so I can't run away."

    The old woman asked, "What makes you think you're so great in bed?"

    To which he replied, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
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