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Required reading!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by lil_coz, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. lil_coz
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    [Feb 6, 2008]
    Hello, my name is Coss and I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Arkansas with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a traveling freak show.

    Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

    "Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by every good looking model in the magazine!" What a bunch of bull$hit.

    Basically, this message is a big KISS MY ROSEY RED A$$ to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than to send me stupid chain mail forwards.

    Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain that was started by Peter in 5 AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower. F*ck them.

    If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being forwarded about 900 times!!

    I don't care!!!

    Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

    Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
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    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator

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    [Feb 6, 2008]
    Shouldn't this be in the rants and raves section? :)
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