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Remember ladies, the best way to attract a man is with your eyes.

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Jun 5, 2009.

  1. voorhees
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    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    [Jun 5, 2009]
    That's why it's so important to have your eye makeup perfectly applied.

    If it weren't for the excellent application of proper eye makeup this young

    lady probably wouldn't get a second look from most guys.

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    then again maybe not!
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    Nice one, up to your usual standards mate.:icon_thumright:
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    Good lord they are huge!
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    10blazin HYPERDRIVE NEEDED

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    now there some great tits
    my misses come home the other day and sat down she said do you like my flip flops meaning her sandles i said you dirty bastered take your tits out of the ash tray lol hahahahahaha
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    NHN Retrofitter - Audi - VW - Skoda - Seat Site Sponsor VCDS Map User

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    [Jun 8, 2009]
    lmfao, lmfao ur on form 2nite, I'm just tired man so leave that side to you 2nite Jonnie
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    Caesium My BM is fixed!

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    [Jun 8, 2009]
    I like em to be pert, a pair like that aint much good for anything.

    Better to get a bird with a great ass and then buy her some tits, you can't buy a great ass....
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    grim ree Old-n-crumbly

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    [Jun 9, 2009]
    You probably can if you're a Liberal Democrat
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    10blazin HYPERDRIVE NEEDED

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    [Jun 9, 2009]

    they the best for swinging in your face :think:
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