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rape alarm

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. voorhees
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    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    [Mar 16, 2009]
    Girlfriend said she wanted a rape alarm so at 6.30 this morning I put gaffa tape over her mouth,held her down and give it her and whispered in her ear "time to get up honey"
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    [Mar 17, 2009]
    nice one
    keep them coming i like your humour:jester:
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    golf ***** rent boy VCDS Map User

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    [Mar 18, 2009]
    Just another normal day in the Voorhees household...
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    [Mar 18, 2009]
    lol :tapedshut:
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