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rape alarm

Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by voorhees, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator
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    Girlfriend said she wanted a rape alarm so at 6.30 this morning I put gaffa tape over her mouth,held her down and give it her and whispered in her ear "time to get up honey"
     
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  3. tigger

    tigger New Member

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    nice one
    keep them coming i like your humour:jester:
     
  4. golf

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    Just another normal day in the Voorhees household...
     
  5. lil_coz

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    lol :tapedshut:
     

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