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Con S3 Aug 8, 2008

  1. Con S3

    Con S3 C7 Audi RS6 PE

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    Silly friday question.....

    Does installing a dump valve actually alter the performance of a car or is it just for chavs trying to make themselves heard?
     
  2. RobinA3

    RobinA3 Well-Known Member

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    In some cases they do alter the performance as they can decrease the turbo lag time when you get off the throttle and then back on straight away.

    Most cases its just noise!
     
  3. Metalex

    Metalex Member

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    I had to laugh at some guy who drove by my house a while back.

    He had a 1.9TDI Seat Leon. All I heard was a rattley diesel coming up the road, followed by a horrendously loud dump valve noise. :)
     
  4. S3 Big Andy

    S3 Big Andy Stealth Beast Baby Yay

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    Great, which one is best??
     
  5. EAGLE79

    EAGLE79 Member

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    can improve performance but mainly noise

    (which i may add that i quite like if done right and not on a stupid car)

    (Oh for the record i'm not a chav and it does not make me a chav!)
     
  6. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    whizz bang :lmfao:
     
  7. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    But you still felt the need to defend your opinion :)

    J.
     
  8. Amchlolor

    Amchlolor Active Member

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    RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.............ftssssssssssssssh.......

    Grow up.:tocktock:
     
  9. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    Hedge End retail parks seems to be the place that all the local chav's like to meet up.

    The amount of idiots in scooby dump valves as I now call them is unreal. They look shi!t stickered up with Limo tint windows, oil barrles for exhausts and wooshing dump valves...

    I'm getting old I guess as I just don't get it.

    J.
     
  10. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    I agree. I like the subtle noise the S3 makes when blowing off but I wouldn't want it any louder.
     
  11. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    You old codgers :)

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    LoL Z00!!

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  12. jamiekip

    jamiekip Guest

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    :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: wait, wait.... :lmfao: :lmfao:
     
  13. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    He does do a gr8 impression :)
     
  14. jamiekip

    jamiekip Guest

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    The guy with the Seat- can't even get a mate to video for him.....
     
  15. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    [ytv]WmTieVTzokM&NR=1[[/ytv]
     
  16. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    Rofl. Its a sad day when the only pleasure u can can get is by making DV sounds round the back of the garages lol :sadlike:
     
  17. EAGLE79

    EAGLE79 Member

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    Ha ha, i was thinking that as i wrote it!

    Like most people i think there is a limit to what is exceptable with these things.

    I do find the need for people on here to call other people chavs is funny though. Especially as half the time the thing someone is being called a chav for is nothing like what chavs do!

    Anyway moving away from thread! Done right can be good, down wrong and your a CHAV.

    Think thats a good summary?
     
  18. jamiekip

    jamiekip Guest

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    Alternative dump valve...

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    You can tell it's Friday...
     
  19. jamiekip

    jamiekip Guest

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    he he he

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  20. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    Bwahahaaaaaaaaa. that black dudes reaction was classic!
     
  21. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    Big up yer novas!!! lol
     
  22. jamiekip

    jamiekip Guest

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    ohhhhhhh and there is more....

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  23. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Nobody actually called you or anyone else on here a chav. Con S3 originally asked if it was a chav thing to make noise and then noone else mentioned the word until you did.
     
  24. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    I picked up on the fact he needed to state he wasn't a chav, implying he thought that liking a dump valve was chav and therefore making him a chav!

    J.
     
  25. EAGLE79

    EAGLE79 Member

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    I know that!

    Read the thread! As MB said it was just a little gag that he started!

    I wasn't talking about this thread anyhow, was just saying that since i've been a member on here i have seen some funny threads in which people have been branded 'Chavs'!

    Was purely passing comment, nothing more and nothing less! :)

    Hope the matter is all cleared up!
     
  26. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Fair one. But are you a chav? Can we have a list of mods so we can put it to the board??

    MarriedBlonde and Bowfer are both on it by the way! :busted_cop:
     
  27. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    Thank you :) I have changed my rims to something a little bigger and I have fitted a sub so fairs fair athough I think at 36 I'm too old to be a chav...

    J.
     
  28. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Yeah there has to be some sort of age limit. I keep seeing old people in modded cars and I'm guessing it was modded when they bought it and they simply don't know!

    Or they're chavs too...
     
  29. marriedblonde

    marriedblonde Active Member

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    Easy fella! not old just too old to be considered a chav :)
     
  30. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    Lol no no I meant proper old people. Driving at 30mph on the motorway in a corsa with massive alloys and aftermarket tail lights.
     
  31. mac1403

    mac1403 Member

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    Sorry, been waitin for the opportunity to use this LOL



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  32. magnus911

    magnus911 R8GGA

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    I'm afraid there's no age limit for chav-membership. Jordan's mid 30's or so isn't she? And she's a massive chav.
     
  33. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Staff Member Moderator VCDS Map User

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    :iagree:

    Queen chav I'd say. Peter isn't king though, he's just a tw@.
     
  34. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    This is what you want . . .

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  35. L60N

    L60N Guest

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    WTF!!!!
     
  36. Khufu

    Khufu Well-Known Member

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    :iagree:

    that car is going to get raped by ducks!
     
  37. Olly_K

    Olly_K Administrator

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    hehe, its a duck call thing attached to the dv :)
     
  38. jamiekip

    jamiekip Guest

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    Freakin awesomer - that is making a statement.... surely there would be people rolling around with laughter in the wake of wherever he drives..... i love it!
     

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