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RACISM - oldies but goldie

L1 HCS Apr 7, 2011

  1. L1 HCS

    L1 HCS Active Member

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    Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.


    A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"

    The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"


    The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.

    “If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?

    Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?

    Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?

    Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?

    Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

    The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."

    The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"

    The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."
     
  2. voorhees

    voorhees Moderator Staff Member Moderator DSG

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  3. jojo

    jojo Looking for Boost! Staff Member Moderator Team Daytona Audi S3 quattro Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    Classic!
     
  4. sub39h

    sub39h Active Member

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    i read a one liner after the ICC World Cup Final reading:

    To those calling their bank today: good luck.

    made me smile lol
     
  5. DaveA3

    DaveA3 Audi A-Trizzle!

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    or a taxi round my way lol
     

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