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Discussion in 'Jokes, Games & Humour' started by tracer, Jun 29, 2006.

  1. tracer
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    tracer '96 a4 1.8 se

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    [Jun 29, 2006]
    You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a
    valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same
    speed as you.

    In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car
    and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground
    level.

    Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same
    speed as you.

    What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?




















    Answer:

    Get off the children's Merry Go Round, you're pissed.
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  3. bainsyboy
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    [Jun 29, 2006]
    Cant i just open the door and roll out of my car James Bond Styley and then with my rocket Launcher shoot the helicopter out of the sky and then shoot the pig and then have bacon sandwiches whilst drinking Martinnis shaken but not stirred, cant i ? go on dont be a miserable bit


    Im sure i asked this earlier here

    http://www.audi-sport.net/vb/showthread.php?t=25451
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    [Jun 29, 2006]
    so u did, missed that one, ah well yeah u can do that again.
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    [Jun 30, 2006]
    get off the merry-go-round:moa:
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    [Jun 30, 2006]
    Eh !... the answers already been given above !! Friday feeling eh ? - ready for the night out eh ? RTFM failure LOL
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    [Jun 30, 2006]
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    [Jun 30, 2006]
    I told him that last night you loon. keep up, im going up the pub to talk to normal people, especially after i have had 20 pints of Stella, i talk more sense then
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