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JohnboyC May 8, 2009

  1. JohnboyC

    JohnboyC Member

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    My boss wandered around to see me whilst I was sufing the net at lunchtime, and clocked me browsing the Audi-Sport site........and said "Audi's....oh I don't like Audi's"

    Considering he drives a 2.5 4wd Jag X-Type I need some amusing but very pointed put downs to provide a response next time he is banging on about how great his Jag is !

    Must not be crude, or rude, just a real put down !
     
  2. ian52

    ian52 2000 a4 1.8tqs-yellow

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    its a mondeo underneath isnt it? think they are anyway.my wife used to work at jaguar and the x typ was seen as the poor mans jag.i like the look of them thou.
     
  3. Just Plain Old

    Just Plain Old Active Member

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    How about something simple like,

    yes, the 'original' jags were a 'quality' car,,,, like the audi
     
  4. quattrojames

    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator Audi A6 Audi Avant Owner Group

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    How about: "My father has a Jag and it suits his more sedate style of driving"
     
  5. The Slug

    The Slug Active Member

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    or...a tranny van is quicker round the ring ...pmsl
     
  6. 10blazin

    10blazin HYPERDRIVE NEEDED

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    what about this one....:::: jags are ****..
     
  7. fingermouse

    fingermouse thats me

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    ask him if he has a tweed jacket to go with the jag,
     
  8. SteveTDCi

    SteveTDCi Active Member

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    arn't jags driven by arthur daily ?
     
  9. Les 51

    Les 51 A pint of Diesel please!

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    Isn't the jag a rich mans mondeo?
     
  10. Staz

    Staz is a retronaut Moderator VCDS Map User

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    "Why did you get an X-Type? Couldn't you afford a proper Jag?"
     
  11. martyboy

    martyboy Member

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    did you get your free pipe and slippers with that!
     
  12. lil_coz

    lil_coz Active Member

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    Tell him that he can double the price of his car by filling it with petrol :happy:
     
  13. markyzs180

    markyzs180 Member

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    pmsl, quality !
     
  14. a3motion

    a3motion audi a3 s line 2009 model

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    is that the jag with the same set up as the ford mondeo, i really like them.......
     
  15. PaulAr

    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    "So you dont like AUDIs?, shame, your wife seemed to like it........."
     
  16. Geordie Mike

    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    Point out that it is John Prescott's preferred make.
     
  17. martyboy

    martyboy Member

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    :lmfao:
     

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