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  1. JohnboyC
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    [May 8, 2009]
    My boss wandered around to see me whilst I was sufing the net at lunchtime, and clocked me browsing the Audi-Sport site........and said "Audi's....oh I don't like Audi's"

    Considering he drives a 2.5 4wd Jag X-Type I need some amusing but very pointed put downs to provide a response next time he is banging on about how great his Jag is !

    Must not be crude, or rude, just a real put down !
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    ian52 2000 a4 1.8tqs-yellow

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    [May 8, 2009]
    its a mondeo underneath isnt it? think they are anyway.my wife used to work at jaguar and the x typ was seen as the poor mans jag.i like the look of them thou.
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  4. Just Plain Old
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    [May 8, 2009]
    How about something simple like,

    yes, the 'original' jags were a 'quality' car,,,, like the audi
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    quattrojames Moderator Staff Member Moderator

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    [May 9, 2009]
    How about: "My father has a Jag and it suits his more sedate style of driving"
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    The Slug Active Member VCDS Map User

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    [May 9, 2009]
    or...a tranny van is quicker round the ring ...pmsl
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    10blazin HYPERDRIVE NEEDED

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    [May 9, 2009]
    what about this one....:::: jags are ****..
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    fingermouse thats me

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    [May 9, 2009]
    ask him if he has a tweed jacket to go with the jag,
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    [May 9, 2009]
    arn't jags driven by arthur daily ?
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  10. Les 51
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    Les 51 A pint of Diesel please!

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    [May 10, 2009]
    Isn't the jag a rich mans mondeo?
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    [May 10, 2009]
    "Why did you get an X-Type? Couldn't you afford a proper Jag?"
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    [May 10, 2009]
    did you get your free pipe and slippers with that!
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    [May 10, 2009]
    Tell him that he can double the price of his car by filling it with petrol :happy:
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    [May 10, 2009]
    pmsl, quality !
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    a3motion audi a3 s line 2009 model

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    [May 11, 2009]
    is that the jag with the same set up as the ford mondeo, i really like them.......
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    PaulAr S3 (8P)

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    [May 11, 2009]
    "So you dont like AUDIs?, shame, your wife seemed to like it........."
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    Geordie Mike Yeee-haw

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    [May 11, 2009]
    Point out that it is John Prescott's preferred make.
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    [May 11, 2009]
    :lmfao:
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